The Oracle

@ChrisOReil3524 @DYSONlife4real Sheep don’t live in packs.

@DYSONlife4real Be the black sheep be different to the pack just be yourself xx 😘

I am the black sheep of my family but my children love me…..

@ken1150gs @DYSONlife4real That’s not a real word Ken.

@DYSONlife4real What's the word I'm looking for 🤔 Areswipes

I’ve been told that you’re screenshotting my posts and making comments on your timeline Do fuck off you sad individual…..

@PotnoodIefringe Get me a pair of boots. Going down Mathew Street on Saturday night.

Just ordering a Screwfix anyone want anything ?

@rt89_01 @BeyondThePosts_ Where did she get him from?

@BeyondThePosts_ Thats his mom, Alexa Sara Downman, she was 16 when she got him so she is around 32

Multiple posts calling her Max Dowman's mom 😂🤣 ffs who is she.. Definitely not his mom 😆😭

@spoiltrosa Report you to the guard for putting your feet on the seats. Rail-travel etiquette is paramount.

You’re on the way home from work and you see me sitting here on the train like this, what’s your next move?

@AdeleSheasy @DYSONlife4real So many of them are only on here for her too and only ever reply or comment on her. It is very cult-like.

Hey @DYSONlife4real look at this? I called out more of you pervert/noncey friends and this one blocked me, just like you did. 🤯🤯

@Penelope_10x @diggyjonesx 🤣 Fucking hell.

@diggyjonesx Sob

Custard for dinner

@wxm1964 @xjadeclark Cheers for that helpful and supportive input Peter.

@xjadeclark I am 61 and I have never been in debt

@SWEETASMYKISSES Nope.

Did someone ask for sexy pics??????

@FerryLad Didn’t know Steve Bruce was an Oldham fan.

Won his teeth in a Christmas cracker.

@kaaadeeeen Mate, I don’t know how you and the lads hold it together once his mum starts cracking jokes.

Mates mums just pulled out this belter hahahahaha

@Nithya_Shrii My nan.

Name one thing that never came back after the pandemic?!

@NicoleLexing Divorced.

I’m 52, 120 lbs, recently divorced. Describe me in one word

@SWA_1981 Ahh she thought he was a real sweat as well and still wants him.

Love in the air at Gresty Road?

@PhishGodVeRam @MrPitbull07 They literally applied to do that job and accept the wage offered by the company, through personal choice.

@MrPitbull07 You know what else is a personal choice, SOMEONE SERVING YOU.

I paid a $169.29 breakfast bill and left the tip at $0. Not because I didn’t notice the line — but because tipping, for me, is still a personal choice, not a fixed charge. The meal itself was fully paid for. The prices were set, the tax was added, and the total was clear. Covering that bill already supports the restaurant, its staff, and its operations. That part of the transaction was complete. What made this moment uncomfortable wasn’t the math — it was the pressure that followed. Tipping used to be a way to say “thank you” when service stood out. Somewhere along the way, it shifted into an expectation that can feel detached from the actual experience. Everyone comes in with different circumstances, different standards, and different limits. Respecting that choice — whatever the number — is part of keeping trust between customers and businesses. When that respect slips, so does the desire to come back. Credit: Lena Anderson via FB

@dsonoiki He touches kids on his own land, I doubt he’s going to be bothered about what rules people try to impose on him elsewhere.

lawyer here bombing a Muslim country during Ramadan is illegal under international law in a matter of hours, Trump WILL be arrested by international police

@beyoncegarden “Grandpa, tell us about your work and career when you were younger.” “Well kids, I used to go out every day and just film people to see if they got upset.” “Wow Grandad, you really are the big time! We’re so proud of you!”

she actually ate him up so bad i'm in tears😭

@topskillsportuk It’s hard enough to go knowing one person is waiting for you to come out. Imagine how hard it is knowing 40,000 people are waiting for you.

🚨💣 Wolves vs Aston Villa match was paused for several minutes when referee Craig Pawson suddenly left the pitch to answer nature’s call 😁 When he returned, Wolves fans greeted him with a hilarious chant joking that he had taken so long in the toilet! 😂 Footbal at it best!

@MattWallace888 Why are conspiracy theories always the first conclusion for Americans? Every American celebrity who dies ‘isn’t really dead’ and every celebrity who changes their appearance has been ‘switched’.

We used AI to analyze Jim Carrey’s appearance in recent videos. Based on our analyses, there is a greater than 90% chance they switched him out!

@protodanielle I’ll keep an ear out for any sign of him.

🚨 BEWARE BIG EARS ON THE LOOSE – SHARE THIS FAR AND WIDE 😡🚨 Jason Bettinson, 32, from Rochester High Street, Kent — this dangerous pervert just got RELEASED from prison after serving only half of his two-year sentence He travelled nearly 300 miles from Kent to Sunderland days before Christmas 2022 to “surprise” a schoolgirl he’d been grooming online — the one he wanted to “have a baby” with. He brought a dog, two rabbits and a female friend along for the trip. Met her at a Metro station, took her to Subway where he cuddled her and gave her a love bite on the neck. Asked if she’d “have a baby” with him. She was shocked but let him leave his stuff at her home — which alerted her parents. She still went out with him into the city centre. Previous convictions include rail fare evasion and keeping a child from a responsible adult (he was caught harbouring a runaway girl from care — officials found her hiding in his wardrobe). This predator is now back on the streets. Big ears, zero shame, full danger to kids. Parents — check who your children are talking to online. Share his face. Warn everyone. He’s out. He’s dangerous. He’s not done. Tag friends, share everywhere. PROTECT OUR GIRLS ‼️