The Oracle
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@Arma_Lite_14 The bigger question is about you. Why do you have a profile pic of a white woman holding an eagle in front of an American flag, your account is from Asia, and in your post you have a black hand?
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So… I have a 15-year-old son who, by his own choice, lives with his dad and only comes to stay with me on weekends. He came over on Friday, and when I was unpacking his backpack I found a bunch of these things inside. Does anyone know what this is? He completely avoids the subject and is super closed off with me. Please help 😭
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@Javi72386427763 @Moondancerr000 @ShalimarCharlie @Arma_Lite_14 I don’t think the child’s bag was big enough for them to bring their bed with them Javi.
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@Moondancerr000 @ShalimarCharlie @Arma_Lite_14 I expect both parents to have the things the child needs at their house yes. You buy food and snacks for your child yes. You buy clothes for the child yes. Do you buy a bed for your child or does the child sleep on your couch or the floor?
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@ArobaseNabil There’s a lot of oil dripping from the plane there mate, might want to check that before you set off.
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@elbow112 What’s with the £48 victim surcharge robbing cunts. Anything to take money from people into government pockets. Government don’t want people to have money wankers
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I can’t for the life of me see how pouring boiled sea creatures out of a sweaty bin bag on a table is considered appealing. 🦀
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@Mente_Sabiaa I spotted it right away. Don’t those parachutes look like cute jellyfish?!
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La transmisión en vivo de la NASA del “regreso a la Tierra” se está volviendo viral a medida que más personas comienzan a notarlo 👀
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@QuantumAlteredX Doesn’t sound any different to my student accommodation at university to be fair.
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So we’re supposed to believe this rusted tin Can with balloons attached to it, just travelled at 25,000mph through the Van Allen belt and crashed safely into the sea?
Seriously 25,000mph?
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@Mklint66Mike @offgriddesigner They decided not to hurtle their bodies through open space and travelled in a protected capsule instead.
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@offgriddesigner How does a human body survive 25,000mph and 5,000degrees at the same time?
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ARREST| A 78-year-old man from #Kirkby has been arrested after James Bulger's grave was vandalised at #Kirkdale Cemetery yesterday, Friday 10 April orlo.uk/sxc2o
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She once blew off the entire rugby team I heard
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Emily Atack, 36, jokingly admits she misses one-night stands, now she’s stuck in bed every night with snoring fiancé Alistair Garner and dog Penelope sprawled across her pillow. The Inbetweeners star posted the chaotic Instagram video from bed, captioning it: “God I miss one night stands” and begging fans to turn the sound up. She and Alistair got engaged last July, just after welcoming baby son Barney in June 2024.
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@imacelebrity Can’t believe we pay our taxes for this outrage ITV! All of these celebrities have been on the show before?! You can’t fool us that easily!
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Hunting for the next Legend, here are your Celebs ready for round 2! 🤠
I’m A Celebrity… South Africa starts this Monday 6th April at 9pm! #ImACeleb
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@TVKev Genuine question and I’d love to hear responses. Who do the public trust to come in and fix it after Starmer?
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More Starmer gibberish: "We're not going to get dragged into the war in the Middle East. That's my values, that's my principles." What does that even mean? Sad litte man not invited to join the war, but pretends this was somehow his decision. Stop lying Starmer... we see you!
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