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Dude, I'm like... a bartender or something...
The fourth dimension. Katฤฑlฤฑm Mart 2016
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This is why you don't fuck with Food and Beverage workers. They will end you.
non aesthetic things@PicturesFoIder
Justified? A Taco Bell employee sends an out of control customer to the Intensive Care Unit...
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BREAKING: Harry and Meghan, along with Meghan's mother, were pursued by "highly aggressive" paparazzi in a car chase through Manhattan on Tuesday night, according to a spokesperson. trib.al/XQPUXnO
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@JoelGHodgson TV's Frank's savings bond, per ep.521, should be maturing soon(2023). What's Frank gonna do with his new wealth?
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@JustinRoiland I'm a chef. Can you commission a Rick and Morty Mortar and Pestle with the Mortar being a Morty head, and the Pestle being a Pickle Rick? Thanks.
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This Buzz Lightyear looks like Jay Leno and Sean Hannity had a butt baby.
Fox News@FoxNews
BUZZ CUT: The scene has received criticism in the United States as well. fxn.ws/3y1invI
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Iโm glad to see Trump taking the Dracula threat seriously.
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
STOP THE COUNT!
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@mspennygoodman German.
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@amazingatheist Candy Corn.
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@amazingatheist They even got your height wrong...
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@BenPeeCee @DrunkenBenpai @DrunkenPeasants As a fellow Georgian, I have to give it to Marla Maples. I will concede, Melania is also hot as well. They have two different kinds of appeal. Marla has a softness, where Melania has fire. I'd wife either of them... CC @billythefridge
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@PaulsEgo @amazingatheist @Nihilistic_John I don't know what tomorrow holds, but I still hope at the end of this nightmare, we all come out on the other side wiser, and stronger. Fuck 2020.

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@amazingatheist @Nihilistic_John At that point your answer won't be trustworthy because you'll be a half-dead old coot with about 60% of the capacity for critical thought you have now.
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@amazingatheist World War 5.
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