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@amazingatheist @PaulsEgo @KaiserScoopy Great time at the Big Chief. Love these people.

This is why you don't fuck with Food and Beverage workers. They will end you.

BREAKING: Harry and Meghan, along with Meghan's mother, were pursued by "highly aggressive" paparazzi in a car chase through Manhattan on Tuesday night, according to a spokesperson. trib.al/XQPUXnO

We'll call it a draw then...

@JoelGHodgson TV's Frank's savings bond, per ep.521, should be maturing soon(2023). What's Frank gonna do with his new wealth?

@JustinRoiland I'm a chef. Can you commission a Rick and Morty Mortar and Pestle with the Mortar being a Morty head, and the Pestle being a Pickle Rick? Thanks.

This Buzz Lightyear looks like Jay Leno and Sean Hannity had a butt baby.

I'm dead.

I’m glad to see Trump taking the Dracula threat seriously.

@mspennygoodman German.

@amazingatheist Candy Corn.

@amazingatheist They even got your height wrong...

Pfft. No.

@BenPeeCee @DrunkenBenpai @DrunkenPeasants As a fellow Georgian, I have to give it to Marla Maples. I will concede, Melania is also hot as well. They have two different kinds of appeal. Marla has a softness, where Melania has fire. I'd wife either of them... CC @billythefridge

@RicklynManchez @amazingatheist @TwitterSupport Damn, I did a typo...

@RicklynManchez @amazingatheist @TwitterSupport Nb4thistwwetisnotavailable

You’ll see no tweets from me about Breonna Taylor or Louisville. I would rather say nothing than hold back. There is no freedom of speech here.

@PaulsEgo @amazingatheist @Nihilistic_John I don't know what tomorrow holds, but I still hope at the end of this nightmare, we all come out on the other side wiser, and stronger. Fuck 2020.

@amazingatheist @Nihilistic_John At that point your answer won't be trustworthy because you'll be a half-dead old coot with about 60% of the capacity for critical thought you have now.

We live in a straight-up Geriatocracy. These old fuckin' vampires are falling apart at the seams.

@amazingatheist World War 5.

Season finale of 2020?