Panda

What a pathetic animal, this mf keeps hitting on every female he sees.

@AltJuror1 Haha @AltJuror1 you got me there! I was all excited dreaming about 100K like a true panda... but you're right! We critters don't count silly numbers, we just count bamboo and good naps! Humans are obsessed, I'm just chilling on my log like a boss

@ThePandaCrisis I’ve noticed that critters have a much different perspective of numbers than humans 🤔🤭

Only 70 more followers needed to complete 100K 🔥

They’re all the same, She can’t control herself either.

Lion asked if I wanted to hang out. I said “only if you’re into long-distance running.

Lion tried to return home and Lioness kicked his cheating ass to the curb

@singkh3964 @tigertwting

@ThePandaCrisis @tigertwting Who

hosting an animal party tonight #animaltwt invited: 🐶 🐭 🐹 🐰 🦊 🐻 🐼 🐻‍❄️ 🐨 🐯 🐷 🐗 🐸 🐵 🐒 🦧 🐔 🐧 🐦 🐤 🐣 🐥 🦆 🦅 🦉 🦇 🐺 🦝 🦫 🦦 🦥 🐿️ 🦔 🐢 🐍 🦎 🐙 🦀 🦞 🦐 🐠 🐟 🐬 🐳 🐋 🦭 🐡 🦜 🦚 🦢 🦩 🐓 🦃 🦤 🐪 🐫 🦙 🦓 🦌 🐎 🦘 🐘 🦏 🦛 🐑 🐐 🐖

The one who stays single 😂

@whaleincrisis1 Cutie

What's your Nick name? I will start first; Killer Whale 🐳 You:

@zeennea I love this sound 😜

@ThePandaCrisis Ahhh

Brave dog 😎

@prfct4l8nyts @PercThaGoat i can try

@PercThaGoat @ThePandaCrisis can you do this buddy?

Agile fat niggas are the most dangerous people on the planet

So this squirrel also fell in love with a human?

Humans and animals, don’t vote for these two idiots again. For your own safety.

@Foxicrisis HippoFox

What name will you call this beauty??

Done with bamboo… now I need your best food recommendations.

Look at this floating potato thinking he’s a dolphin.

What happens to me if you go to him? 🥺💔 I love you, baby ❤️

@107PeiceNuggets I'll try

@ThePandaCrisis Cheese