Ted Parrott

(also made patches)

So Lisa... Do you like... Tote bags? (I made these and you cannot stop me from making more)

This is the only place that I will admit I was my own top artist this year what can I say I'm my own target demographic

@turnips_turnips Shows the kitty

@beepboop311 This is the relatable content I am here for

My hair is now long enough I can comment on long hair foibles. 1. When I’m wearing a tank top my hair keeps getting stuck to my armpits bc of deodorant or sweat 2. I accidentally swallowed one of my hairs still attached to my head and then I threw up when I pulled it out.

@turnips_turnips @ElJuniorPutin Have we considered that both answers are correct?

Playing the Atlantic Balloon Fiesta afterburner at Golden Arrow in Sussex with The Leftovers tonight! If you're in town come on out! Music starts at 930!

Happy national dog day

@rhiannonmacdon My personal recommendation is one of each

@rhiannonmacdon Suede fringe is king, but leather fringe also goes hard

@AdoIfTwitler Technically yes but mostly I'm just late tweeting it

@TheParrott6 DID YOU GO BACK?

Saint John is the single most chaotic city on this entire planet of Earth I swear to god

Last time I went to the bathroom, there was a toonie in the urinal. This time there was not. Someone made a choice tonight.

@thecaitdiaries Check out @lexie.t.tattoos on insta! She's behind Pink Ink and she's so incredible!

Looking for a good tattoo artist in SJ/Fred!!! Reply or DM with recs!

@beepboop311 @SwampCommunist Someone from moncton must've made this

@SwampCommunist Renamed New Brunswick Hub city !!! The hub of what??? You

You could literally stare at this map for hours poking at various questionable choices, but I personally just think making St Louis the capital of a giant North American supercountry and renaming it Worker City is incredibly funny

@YeMinorHellcat Worst case they're actually easy enough to make at home

@AdoIfTwitler We're in syndication!

I love the term "syndicate"

@turnips_turnips Vapes now

Where are you getting fast food? Is there bread that isn't awful? What's the equivalent of drunk McDonalds? Should I just end it all?

Hey gluten free people what the FUCK are you eating please for the love of god give me options that aren't terrible