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@nicksortor All the videos are crap. Total crap.

WOW! The Pentagon just released a video of an F-16 fighter jet SHOOTING DOWN a UFO Insane footage The second tranche of UFO files is now LIVE at war.gov/ufo

@TheExtremeMusi1 Bitter

Describe Phil Collins with 1 word 👇🏻

@MeghansMole He’s a half wit. Candy from a baby.

Would a loving wife humiliate her husband in this manner if she REALLY loved him?!

Did Meghan Markle and Prince Harry really say they were “one plane crash away from the throne?”

@KTHopkins @snoozlessnow This reminds me of getting a prize at school for hand painting

Temu Royalty. Fuck me, Harry. Get a grip of your Doris. She needs saving from herself.

@modernhistory Fair enough. Worth a shot.

A man begging for his wife's forgiveness inside Divorce Court in Chicago, 1948.

@nancytsidley @StephanieSidley Does she not realise that there’s an entire ‘Bullying dossier’ about her?

The Sussex Squad is claiming the lack of crowds was due to security. They’re saying the streets and sidewalks were closed off to build a perimeter around Meghan. 🤣🤣🤣 Here are people driving and walking by. There were also a lot of tourists taking pictures of the big chair behind Meghan. 🤣🤣🤣

All those crowd barriers for Meghan Markle’s big speech - and nobody turned up 🤦🏻‍♀️

@TheRedmenTV More Lee Evans than Robbo

@TheExtremeMusi1 Powerman

What's your favourite song by The Kinks???

@TheProjectUnity Everything about her is genuine x

I believe her.

@MeghansMole @KristineGi82509 Jam and….. carrots?? 🤦🏻‍♀️

“Horny housewife admiring the pool boy” As Ever

A pleasure to meet with Māori Queen Te Arikinui Kuini Nga wai hono i te po today at Windsor Castle.

@XOQueenEsther Yikes .. what’s with the double-handed body stroking? 👀

WAP - Cardi B x Meghan Markle 🤭 Sometimes I look at the things Meghan Markle puts out now and I genuinely wonder if she sits there afterwards feeling proud of it or if there’s a moment where even she knows it all feels forced and embarrassing. And for a second, the human side of you almost feels a bit sad watching someone try this hard to stay relevant and admired. But then I remember everything she’s done. The damage to the royal family, the public attacks, the way friendships and family relationships seem to end around her, the constant victim narrative while hurting other people in the process. And that tiny bit of sympathy disappears just as quickly. At some point it stops feeling unfair and starts feeling self inflicted… and then I don’t feel sorry at all 💅🏻

@DailyMail This is the sort of diversionary tactics that I use on my children.

FBI files reveal reports of 'four-foot tall' beings emerging from UFOs trib.al/oAC7eIk

@khnh80044 Appropriated the moonwalk

43 years ago, Michael Jackson stepped onto the stage in that fedora and gave the world the moonwalk for the very first time 🕺✨ A legendary Billie Jean performance that still feels untouchable today 🔥🔥

@BearGrylls Er… Jesus would be proud?

The worst feeling I ever felt was failing SAS Selection. But I went back. I passed the second time. Failure is a doorway, not a dead end.

@TheProjectUnity Ah, project unity. Right girls? 🫠

Do you think you could take over a thriving Bronze Age empire with a single high power assault rifle and surplus ammunition?

@chrisramsay52 Really? For the love of Christ…

This thing does MULTIPLE 90 degree turns! “The United States Central Command submitted a report of an unidentified anomalous phenomenon (UAP) to the All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO) consisting of two minutes and 57 seconds of video footage from an infrared sensor aboard a U.S. military platform in 2023. An accompanying mission report, DoW-UAP-D33, described the UAP as flying near the surface of the ocean and making multiple “90-degree turns” at approximately 80 miles per hour.”

@TheExtremeMusi1 Love, not like x

Do you actually like George Michael???