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@CoysConf Banning the MOTM of the Europa final from the Supercup final (the punishment far outweighed the crime) then having to rely on a teenager being subbed on to hold a lead

This season is genuinely such a mess, I don’t think it could possibly be scripted. I know I am probably missing a lot of things but I will mention a few unbelievable things that have happened at Tottenham this season. — Thomas Frank claiming that we will lose football matches in his first press conference — Being trolled by Evangelos Marinakis after they managed to keep Morgan Gibbs-White — Romero named captain, just to completely blast the board on social media a few months later — Mickey Van de Ven and DJed Spence ignoring their manager 5 months into his tenure — Thomas Frank walking out onto the pitch with an Arsenal cup — Thomas Frank claiming he would be the manager for the Arsenal game with 1000% certainty, just for him to be sacked a few days later — Igor Tudor making a huge decision to start Kinsky in the biggest game of our season, just for Kinsky to make huge errors and be subbed after 15 minutes. — Interim manager Igor Tudor reportedly sacked after 7 matches. — The top candidate to take the job is a man called Adolf Hutter. Is there anything else I’ve missed?

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Thomas Frank sacked? 👀 Let’s just say… we know a guy! 😉 Big Stick to Football episode coming tomorrow! 🔜

@josh_wiggan Too committed to the 67 meme

Why did Frank have Byfield in the 8 and Palhinha & Gray in defence 😭

@IanDarke Not seen Brentford since he left? You absolute wally

Spurs fans might want to lay off Thomas Frank and just give him a chance to see where he can take the club. What he did at Brentford indicates he knows what he is doing. A little patience works better than calls for him to go. Oh , and 3rd in UCL league phase is not too shabby.

@Ole_is_right Yep, Declan Rice kissing the camera after scoring against 14th placed Bournemouth, then not won in 3 games since, getting completely outplayed by actual midfielders. LOL. It’s their Odegaard camera moment for 25/26.

One thing I have to give Arsenal credit for: They’re the only club I can think of where the manager, players, and fans are equally, astonishingly cringy.

@AllBlackShark @TheMightyHams @davina_thfc

@TheMightyHams @davina_thfc In the games we lost were they the only two players missing? We’re losing games with them playing this year. Both have been at fault for goals conceded. The point is you can’t say it was only due to them being absent. If they’d played with others injured we might well have lost.

crazy that finishing 5th one season, and winning a trophy in the next was the yardstick for sacking our last manager lol

@Tintin04110411 @umirf1 Lol

@umirf1 Thomas Frank choosing to play a back 5 today is the clear sign that he’s gonna success, best managers in the world always adapt to their opponents and game state

Thomas Frank has all the makings of an incredibly high level coach. Spurs made the right choice objectively in moving Ange on, as great as his achievement was, and choosing Frank. Profiles players so well, establishes a top culture, adapts systems but keeps principles the same.

@JuniorRodigan @Superspurs131 🤡👍

@ThePastryMaker @Superspurs131 not gonna Ange left us with this crap Frank is coming in and trying to fix it the one consistent is home form the same players go away and get better results Why ? The fans in that stadium don't support the team like the ones in Sunderland, Palace or Newcastle do. Period

I’m 50/50 on whether I’d want Poch back (I never wanted him sacked in the first place) But my word that 64% is over FIVE years!! And 2 years played at Wembley. That is unreal for a manager under ENIC that had budget signings and 3 windows in a row without one.. Oh. And fuck Frank

@JuniorRodigan @Superspurs131 Now add in the averages from his first season you gibbon

NOPE Thomas Frank and Ange BOTH have the worst record in the 22 match span in the League - 18.2% BUT Look at the difference in AWAY form What does this tell you about the home fans and the atmosphere they create ? Do these stats show players are 'COMFORTABLE' playing in front of the HOME fans and feel their support for the whole match ? Blame the managers and players all you want ... but to leave the fans and how they support out of the equation is being in denial

@ethan1923 @kanefromthelane @igillen227 Worse? lol do me favour and while you’re there check where the mighty Internazionale finished in the mid 90s while winning the same trophy you uninformed bot

@kanefromthelane @igillen227 Worse injury problems this season and no other team in history has ever had to prioritise Europa the mere idea is so insanely tinpot nevermind the fact they watered down the tournament as of last season

Sackable matches this season: Wolves (H) Newcastle (A) Chelsea (H) United (H) (harsh) Arsenal (A) Fulham (H) Newcastle (A) (harsh) Forest (A) Liverpool (H) Brentford (A) Sunderland (H) Bournemouth (A) Villa (H) West Ham (H) How is he still here?? #FrankOut

@kanefromthelane + the cup doing a 67 meme constantly talking us down

@ThePremInside Wharton Brittijn Smit Akinsanmiro

Which progressive ball-carrier & passer do you want to see Spurs bring in this window?

@Filthy_Fellas Need @ScorchersLife back on after that game last night

@KasSpurs @thfcrobin @_thfcalex Why is Kudus injured? Thomas Frank surely hasn’t run him into the ground despite having 4 other wingers fit, and he’s definitely not sold the only right wing backup has he. 🤡

@thfcrobin @_thfcalex why hasnt van de ven been injured this season? and romeros been fit apart from 3 games, Even fucking richarlisons fit

@CoysConf All he really needed was a stronger coaching team, rather than being so easy-going and simply accepting what he was given. Imagine if he’d brought in the kind of support staff that TF was afforded.

You might not agree with him as a tactician, but one thing you cannot disagree with, is his communication. Every single person he has worked with says the same thing. The way he convinces players on the phone to join Tottenham over bigger clubs like Liverpool, Manchester United, Barcelona, etc, is literally unheard of, not even Jose or Conte had it in them. Not to mention how he motivates players for big matches, such as his Europa League final speech we are all aware of. A trait I wish I possessed.

@Billie_T Stinks of Moyes at United But the better comparison is probably Graham Potter Brighton got better after he left, same could almost be said for Brentford.

I’m done even if we pull this back I think. The biggest concern is that this is exactly how he wants us to play, get it to Porro and Kudus and spam crosses. Not for me thanks

@calumsm90397973 @mionomedev missing the fact that the squad Frank’s had available to him is stronger than any squad Ange had during his tenure

@mionomedev So Ange had only just got to an injury crisis, Frank had one since the beginning of the season, and Ange had over year with the players at this point as well. Is that right? Or did. I miss something?

Had Timo Werner, Dragusin, Ben Davies and Fraser Forster starting at this point in time btw

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