Pat Edwards

I think my time on this platform may be nearing its final end. I’m at ThePatEdwards on IG & Threads. And you can find me where the Sky is Blue:

Maple syrup flavored cream cheese should be more of a staple at bagel shops. Imagine a warm fresh egg bagel with a healthy dollop of maple shmear on it. Heavenly.

Wayward Shores is live! Seafaring pirate adventures abound! Come hang with us! @DnDPodcast twitch.tv/geeklyinc

Top 3 Taco Bell food that hasn’t been on the menu in years: 1. Steak soft taco - I’m talking the one with the lime crema sauce. Incredible. 2. The spicy shredded chicken (tacos, burritos, crunchwrap) from the early 00’s 3. The volcano menu

Made chocolate peanut butter Rice Krispies

No Wayward Shores today. It’s been a tricky summer with traveling. Should be back next week!

RE: The current heat wave… It’s. The. Data. Centers. We are literally cooking our species alive just so the blandest person you know can create videos of Yoda sitting on Betty White dressed as Santa’s lap 😭

@npaisley78 Bagel breakfast sando

Got through security at the airport, went to my terminal… and I got food BEFORE walking down to check & make sure my gate actually exists. I like to live dangerously

Wayward Shores is live! Come hang for some treasure hunting, mateys! @josketh @breadeagles @suzy_checkie @TimLanning twitch.tv/geeklyinc

Wayward Shores is live! Steve is now officially a were-shark, Tide Walker, and VAMPIRE?! How many curses can one guy collect? twitch.tv/geeklyinc

Wayward Shores is live! Will Steve add "vampire" to the growing list of curses he bears? Tune in to find out! Feat: @TimLanning @breadeagles @josketh @suzy_checkie & Jenn Peig! twitch.tv/geeklyinc

Wayward Shores is live! We're fighting a monstrous turtle-squid that's attacking the fish market! Come hang! (Also, check out the podcast to catch up) twitch.tv/geeklyinc

Wayward Shores is live! The crew barely has a moment to rest when their island home comes under attack by a giant se turtle squid hybrid monstrosity! Tune in to see what happens! twitch.tv/geeklyinc

If I had a nickel for every time Craig Robinson played the nemesis of the show’s protagonist who is a retired professional athlete I’d only have 2 nickels… but that’s gotta fall into “weird that it happened twice” bucket, right? #TheFallandRiseofReggieDinkins #EastboundandDown

I just had a Burger King whopper for the first time in ages and it absolutely cleared anything & everything I’ve had from McDonald’s or Wendy’s lately, both of which have totally fallen so far off a cliff

Wayward Shores is live! We are off to the races with Season 3 of the show! twitch.tv/geeklyinc

We all know “social media bad” & that we spend way too much time on apps. But let me give you some real impact: I’ve been trying to restrict doom scrolling time this year & now, early May, I’ve finished reading 10 novels & started my 11th of 2026. My brain feels so much better.

Me: randomly bursts into tears Whoever is Nearby: “Omg what’s wrong?” Me: *sniff* “I just thought about Bing Bong….” Them: “what?” Me: “…take her to the moon for me” 😭

Wayward Shores is live! The crew of Boat 2 deals with the aftermath of the Battle of the Grove... twitch.tv/geeklyinc

I don’t love it when a restaurant’s fresh toast is basically pan fried bread. Give me that eggy as fuck French Toast. Like if the bread was a living creature I want its cause of death to have been drowning in that sweet egg goop