Psycz 🇮🇷
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@menavisualss @mark_slapinski Maybe not Persian.
But Arabs from Ahwaz are still Iranian.
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@mark_slapinski The funny thing is, that woman isn’t even Persian; she’s an Arab from Ahwaz.
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I can't prove it.
But I suspect pro-Trump Canadian-Iranian Goldie Ghamari is actually a vampire.
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@mallaaarrrrreee نشنیدی عربا تو دبی با دخترا چیکار میکنن؟ عرب ایرانی باز یه چیزی .
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من قید زن مستقل و موفق رو زدم، حوصله درس و زبان خوندنم ندارم، شوهر ترجیحا عرب که منو از اینجا نجات بده از کجا میتونم پیدا کنم؟؟
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@heresyfinancial Short term, right?
We're not bottoming in August, September? For btc anyway
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@payaminekoo @SamAlpha_ Fekr kardi dafeye avaleshe? Har moghe trump announcement dare inha short ya long mikonan. Fekr mikoni Nancy pelosi bekhatere sakht kar kardan 500 million dollar net worth dareh? Ya insider trading
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@SamAlpha_ این کار جرمه و این خیر شایعهاست.
عدد ۱۷۲ میلیون میزان بشکهی نفتیه که آمریکا از ذخایر استراتژیکش از اول ماه مارس آزاد کرده.
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@___ooraas___ در هر صورت تکست بدید لطفاً. پسر ریسکی ها گناه نکردن
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@ThePerkcolator ببین الان یه سبد گل کوچیک ووشه ۵ ۶ ا
اینا بزرگ گلدونیشو میگیرن
تازه من کم گفتم فک کنم 🤣
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@sarashoonamm @amirhkarimi_ First few days yes. There are still VPN configurations that work. There are no guarantees and the price is stupidly expensive. I've spent 30$ so far for less than 6 gb of data. Whereas in the normal days I bought an unlimited subscription for a year for 70$.
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@amirhkarimi_ While this makes for a touching story, If your candidate has internet during this time in Iran, they are supporters of the regime who hold white simcards to spread regime propaganda. Best if they don't make it to Canada as there's already enough terrorist supporters there.
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During an online PhD interview, the candidate pauses to say:
“Sorry… they're bombing here. I'm a bit stressed.”
Some realities shouldn't exist. 😞
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@SaeidGh30792430 @ImCalled_T داغونتر. Leaves you battered and scarred. پلی خب حداقل میتونی خودتو خر کنی آسانتر بگذره 😄
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@ThePerkcolator @ImCalled_T میدونی این ضرب المثل، هرچی نمکشتت، قویترت میکنه، دروغه محضه.
هرچی نمیکشتت، خسته ترت میکنه.
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@RBPundit I saw the form. It was uploaded by Ghalibaf 1 of 3 people running the country now.
It was a bullshit form.
Name optional, no national ID number needed. Just a phone number. I could sign up with my mother's phone, no one would know. The number might as well be gazillion
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Who said that 12 million signed up?
The Iranian regime?
Johannes Maria@luo_yuehan
Iran is seeking soldiers. They sought one million volunteers; 12 million have signed up. That is all you need to know.
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@Yavar_Fatholahi چون تو دی ماه گائیده شدیم اون همه کشته دادیم الان اکیه که اتم بخوریم؟ کسکش تو خارج نشستی تو راحتی کس میگی به ما؟؟
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@Moha001_Onyango Jesus fucking christ, did these people go to school?? There are so many in this space that don't understand basic things about our world.
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Because light is invisible unless it hits something and reflects into your eyes. The reason why the earth looks bright is because sunlight hits air molecules, dust & water vapor making the sky appear light blue
There’s nothing in space to scatter light. So everything looks dark.
𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘@kafangi
Why does the Sun make Earth bright, but space from those Artemis shots still looks dark? I mean, the Sun is in space, so shouldn’t it make space bright too?
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من قبلا یه عالمه اهنگ تو لپتاپم داشتم
بعد با خودم گفتم کسخل کی تو ۲۰۲۵ اهنگ رو اینجوری گوش میده؟خیلی جا گرفته
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و امروز برای گوش دادن یدونه اهنگ باید هزار باسن وارانه بدهم.
الان فهمیدی کی تو ۲۰۲۶ برای اهنگ گوش دادن به کسکشی افتاده عزیزم؟ تو کله سیاه خاورمیانهای.
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