Phil “White mamba” Howard

Update: I’m still coming for you Blackstone

2 o’clock Tee time to wrap up the weekend. Let’s go low.

Spun at goose

@bottleofbeamv2 Agreed

@ThePhilHoward2 Fucking disgusting. I will be talking to whoever let that pop up in come Sunday when I’m on the grounds. Tarnishing a good club.

Disgrace to the game. @bottleofbeamv2 any thoughts?

@saucegawd27 @BigRonCallaway Happy White Boy Friday. Celebrate accordingly!

@ID0ntDoCoke @saucegawd27 Idk man

@saucegawd27 I don’t know where you keep finding these girls but good for you

Formal date said she’s paying for all my beer tonight #score

@BigRonCallaway Smart move

Congress the band playing at the local college bar today, making sure to stay far away from the area. I will be taking my talents to Dingus MaGee’s instead. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@ObeevWanKenobi @JumbalayaJohn1

Your realest of friends use Zelle. Your fake ones use Venmo. I don’t make the rules

@RustyShack9969 Hashtag maxer

Benjamin Netanyahu can’t stop this white boy from drinking 16 rum and diet cokes on the beach. #beach #WANGHAF #Destin #Israël

Just had one of the rounds of golf that make you want to sell your clubs. #hmu

Simply don't wear a rope hat if you're older than 13.

When will you able to hit off grass at the UGA golf range?

@smokefatsalt Back in the day use to be a cook at a bbq restaurant. Sad to see it change.

The saddest part about BBQ is it used to be poor people food. Used cheap cuts and slow smoked them till tender. Today it is more expensive than a typical steakhouse, charging $36/lb for brisket. Worst thing to happen to BBQ ever is it became popular. Now get off my lawn

Any ball knowers?

@PeterPaulson69 @OlukaiBandit Was thinking the same thing.

@OlukaiBandit Just was talking about I won’t wear anything but flops and golf shoes from this week forward till October basically

Will be attempting to not wear real shoes to class for the rest of the semester, we will see if the weather permits

@RustyShack9969 How many hashtags you need Rusty?

We’ll see how much of a fight the one Bojangles Cajun filet biscuit is gonna put up against all the alcohol I’m going to drink for St Patrick’s day. #StPatricksday #barbour #LANK #Irishrepublican

@BigRonCallaway Happy St Patrick Day Ron! Have a good one. - Phil

Nobody here knows I run a small sunbelt burner, Happy Saint Patrick’s day to those who celebrate #lank #stpaddys

@bottleofbeamv2 Great course!

@ThePhilHoward2 Golf in the lowcountry>>>> Love seeing this as I’m just getting out the office. One of my favorite drives on the next hole. Would be a shame if you are playing tomorrow as well