The Police

Watching you.

Before I ask you any questions, there are a few things I need to tell you...

Anyone seen my pistol? It was right there on the top of the toilet tank half an hour ago, I swear. Hey, waiter have you seen my...?

I *am* watching you... “@alejandro_edm: @ThePolice YOU CANT FAV MY TWEET. YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING OVER US REMEMBER?”

@IRLFamous SWAAAG

WOOP WOOP WOOOOOP!

@andrewl55 Sarah - You have the right to remain silent. Your court date is set for Wednesday next week at 7am. Bring presents.

@alejandro_edm No. It's just because I'm watching you.

@GeorgeCrump441 WOOP WOOP

@Fa7hom Comin' straight from the underground...

@HoganArmbruster You have the right to remain silent...

@HoganArmbruster Watch out meow.

@HoganArmbruster Comin' straight from the undergrouuuuunnnnd...

Ahem... Look man, there is *no such thing* as a routine traffic stop. #tyvm #duh #safety

Slow Down, Pull Over! DO IT NOW!

To whomever is trying to change my Twitter password: You're under arrest. Put your hands on your head. I'm watching you.