

ThePorgatory
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@ThePorgatory
Car guy. Music guy. Nerd guy. Tigers guy. Gamer guy. Fitness guy. Weird mix, right?















Part 4 I am sorry. You were old & slow but you had life left in you. Please know that eventually I will replace you with a younger model but your death was not a ploy or plot to expedite this. I had no desire to spend that money yet, and I am so sorry to have cut your life short.

Part 3 I came home at roughly 9 in the morning and started a load of laundry. I did not realize until nearly an hour and a half later as you tumbled, overheated and dead inside the pockets of my jeans, that I had indeed left you there.

Part 2 Your service was well received and you provided many, many years of use and sonic happiness but alas...you have been murdered. Today, on this somber Saturday on the Eighth of May in the year of Our Lord 2021, you were assassinated. Accidentally, but killed all the same.

A tale of grief and murder; Part 1. Today I eulogize you, my workhorse 5th Generation 7 year old #Apple #iPod. The literal driving music machine that made road endeavors twice as fun as they ordinarily would be, and house chores that much more bearable.





