The Professor

@RockstarGames If you pre-order a digital download 6 months in advance you're retarded. Clinically so.

@RawWilson1 @YorchTorchGames That, by definition, makes the game not woke.

@YorchTorchGames To be fair BG3 satisfied both camps (this is how you do it if your game is full of wokeness) Also, you can highkey avoid the wokeness in the game if you pick the “right” choices

The culture war keeps getting it wrong. Wokeness didn't destroy game studios. You can have the wokest game but if it's a blast to play and has amazing art direction chances are people will show up. Toxic positivity and bloated budgets are what decimated Western gaming.

This game wasn't woke. If it was, I'd have to help the refugees, no option to kill them. Yet I can. It's literally the first thing in the game and everyone casually pretends like it didn't happen. If it was woke, I wouldn't be able to kill any 'oppressed groups' - yet I perfectly can.

Even closer to reality: Both kids earn 10. The real, effective tax rate Norwegians pay is actually between 32 and 45%. So you take away 3.7 USD, the median. Now, Daddy Norway also pumped up a lot of oil and has created a giant national fund from the sales of that oil. Result: Daddy Norway can easily afford to subsidize health benefits. A situation most countries aren't in.

Teach your kids about socialism...

@IanWarbler @YourAnonNews I'm not using a single Norwegian product or service. I use American ones on a daily basis.

@YourAnonNews Quality of Life Index: USA 15th, Norway 10th; Social Progress Index (SPI): USA Tier 2, Norway Tier 1; Human Development Index (HDI): USA 17th, Norway 3rd; World Happiness Report: 23rd, Norway 6th. That's decent socialism for you!

@TreeHugger_404 @forallcurious Just letting you know that your yearly efforts are entirely undone by me in the span of a single hour.

@TheProfessorZ @forallcurious If you could learn to read you'd see that i never denied that we are in an ice age, that's something you assumed i did. Also what the hell is that last part, why would I care about you and your little server, AI data centers work 24/7 and pull incomprehensible amounts of energy

JUST IN🚨: The United States is causing a massive increase in global warming, research reveals US accounted for 50% of the world’s increase in emissions last year.

@andyburnham Here's that "Hatred against muslim has no place" What's wrong with just "hatred has not place"?

This is appalling. Hatred against Muslims has no place in our country and I am determined to stamp it out. Well done to the police and organisers for keeping everyone safe. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@bennanwana @HarleyShah Imagine being such a sad cuck you have to make daddy Adolf proud with your jew-hate.

@TheProfessorZ @HarleyShah Then imagine UK supporting and sponsoring IDF to commit genocide. Well, you don’t have to imagine, it’s all documented and still ongoing in 4k.

Proscribing the IRGC that doesn't even exist in the UK and has no interest here at all is pathetic nonsense. It creates an active enemy where there wasn't one and will only make talks and negotiations with Iran harder. Counter productive performative idiocy. Enjoy your £5000 gas

@BrigitteEmpire You do know the earth is a sphere, right? what happens when you draw a straight line north, across the north pole, back south? Where do you end up? Right.

Genuinely insane. We’re an island nation surrounded on all sides by allies? A future attack from who? Aquaman?

@AdamSha82059543 @NunoLovesForest @BB_Ryan187 @RupertLowe10 @G0bliinKing @zarahsultana Lowe knows just like most sane people that taking a small dealer off the street means nothing. Go after the supply instead.

@TheProfessorZ @NunoLovesForest @BB_Ryan187 @RupertLowe10 @G0bliinKing @zarahsultana Really? Has Lowe declared exemptions to his "all foreign criminals will be deported" rule?

Keep Jude Bellingham’s name out of your mouth.

@ItoIian @Paul_Reviews i2p and tor (and there's another I forget) are, though.

@TheProfessorZ @Paul_Reviews Fine then Starlink isn't the way around either either.

Bypassing the latest #EU #ageVerification app (2026.07-1) with a Chrome extension... again. Despite 3 months of security hardening and genuine improvements across the board, the fundamental issue cannot be solved. Anonymous age verification doesn't work.

Imagine posting this not realizing how much of a self-own this is. You're literally highlighting the problem here: The free market is prevented from self-regulating through customer choice. Apple was the only one. If customers had a problem with it, they could choose not to buy Apple and exclusively buy products that have a 'standard' charging port. Clearly customers didn't mind. Except for Apple, that problem was already solved when mini USB, then microUSB and then USB-C became the standard YEARS before the EU forced anything through. Also, USB-C was literally invented/designed by Apple as potential replacement for their old proprietary connector, only to be donated to the USB foundation and Apple developing Lightning instead. Lightning isn't 'worse' than USB-C.

@TheProfessorZ @DigitalEU Ah yes, companies using old and much worse standards, so that they can take royalties from accessory producers is the peak innovation

Time to make things official🔌 USB-C is the common charger for portable electronic devices sold in the EU. One port. Many matches: phones, tablets, laptops, headphones, e-readers, speakers & more. Less cable clutter. Less e-waste. More compatibility. 🔗link.europa.eu/QDMFTh

Cheers, I was aware, and not the point I'm addressing. Nobody should be hitting the DVLA website like it's Ticketmaster when Taylor Swift does a tour. Like, what are we doing as a society when people can barely get their driver's license? Makes you wonder whether it's by design, given everything else going on.

@TheProfessorZ @GOVUK Quick tip, i managed to find a cancellation for my area at around 11pm at night for the following week, i think that's the best time to check and then do random checks throughout the day and you will find something closeby, all the best

3 key changes to booking a driving test 🚗 1. Only you (not your driving instructor) can book or manage your car driving test 2. You can only make 2 changes to your driving test booking 3. You can only move your test to one of the nearest 3 test centres Find out more at gov.uk/guidance/chang…

@ConnerSeymour1 @MichaelDoesLife Your PS5 is in fact just a faster version of your PS4, yes. Same engineering, same architecture.

@TheProfessorZ @MichaelDoesLife It’s Anvil 2.0 which is basically a new engine. But my PS5 is the same console as my PS4 since it was upgraded from that base, right?

2026 and we can't even program NPCs to react realistically in the Black Flag remake. The medium is crumbling right before our eyes with devs that clearly just don't care. INEXCUSABLE!

@assassinscreed Imagine skipping the cutscene FPS check during QA. Sounds like a ubisoft project, that's for sure.

Ahoy, mateys! Our next Title Update arrives this Thursday, July 16. It includes a fix for the cutscenes locked at 30FPS on PC, along with several other bug fixes and improvements. We'll share the full patch notes tomorrow, so keep your spyglass close! 🏴‍☠️ #AssassinsCreed

@DefundBBC I'm fine not having any of these subscriptions. My Playstations play Blu-rays and DVDs just fine.

🚨On the same week that another 539,000 households stopped paying the BBC licence fee, Lisa Nandy told the Culture, Media and Sport Select Committee that charging Netflix, Disney+ and Amazon Prime subscribers to help fund the BBC is under consideration. 🧵

@ConnerSeymour1 @MichaelDoesLife "not by any means" The Shadows engine is just the Anvil engine, dude. Keep up.

@TheProfessorZ @MichaelDoesLife This is not the same engine by any means. They used the shadows engine

Why do you think this, LOL? Starlink is a registered ISP in the countries it serves. Starlink therefore is subject to the same laws as any other ISP in that same country. If the law says they need to ban access, they will. Every Starlink transceiver is linked to your account and billing address. If Starlink refuses, they will lose their operating license in that country, face fines or executives face jail time. The EU, being the EU, would probably explore seizure of assets to take control of the EU Starlink infrastructure. It's not because there are no physical wires under the ground that Starlink has free reign.

@Paul_Reviews They'll handle this on the provider level. Starlink will be the only way around it.

@BasilTheGreat Ahmed, on the boat: "Say, Mo, do they have white flags with red crosses on the island we're going to 'seek asylum'?" Mo, plucking the goat pubes from his teeth: "Yes, Ahmed" Ahmed, panicking: TURN THE BOAT AROUND! QUICK!

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@XarakZ @HarleyShah The regime that forces sex change operations on gays, or kills them if they refuse? You're defending them? Interesting take. bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-…

@TheProfessorZ @HarleyShah Imagine being such a mug that you actually believe that.

What do you think of Angela Rayner?