The Protest

If you ever wonder why the world is so shitty at times, just look at the sheer number of assholes inhabiting it.

@deltamojoworkin @StevenCheung47 @TRUMPUSAMAGAKAG Yup, he's certainly aware of what he is.

@StevenCheung47 @TRUMPUSAMAGAKAG 😂 slope-brained mouth breathing moron 😂

You have no idea what you’re talking about you slope-brained, mouth breathing moron. Stop calling yourself an expert in anything, aside from sucking. Anyone that hires you (not many!) should get an immediate refund and payment for wasting their time.

@StevenCheung47 Slope-brained? Mouth breathing? Moron? Are you aware that you're describing yourself? But honestly why do you have pubic hair growing on your skull Steven? You've not once answered this lingering question.

@gothburz Those insider wallets on their coin scams are theirs, undeclared, already washed, tornado and whatnot, never to be declared for tax purposes, Trumps are such blatant criminals but when maga is so utterly stupid, they won't believe it even when they're the ones getting scammed.

I am the Head of Product at Trump Mobile. There is no product. I have the best job in America. 590,000 people paid $100 each to preorder a gold phone that does not exist. That is $59 million. My KPI is deposit velocity. I have a whiteboard in my office that says DEPOSIT VELOCITY. There is nothing else on the whiteboard. We announced the phone June 2025. Gold case. American flag on the back. "Made in the USA." Ship date: August. I moved it to November. Then December. Then Q1 2026. Then mid-March. Each time I sent 590,000 people an email that said "exciting update." The exciting update was that the phone still did not exist. In April I deleted the ship date from the website entirely. I got a standing ovation on the all-hands. That was our most successful product milestone. The phone is a $499 gold Android. 50MP camera. 6.78-inch display. Fingerprint sensor. I have never held one. Nobody on earth has held one. We got the T1 certified for network compatibility in March. We celebrated like we'd shipped. We did not ship. We certified the concept of a phone. The network said: if this thing existed, it could connect. We called that a breakthrough. On April 6th I updated the terms and conditions. "A preorder deposit does not guarantee that a Device will be produced or made available for purchase." Trump Mobile does not guarantee regulatory approval. Does not guarantee production. Does not guarantee delivery. Does not guarantee the phone will exist. The deposit is non-transferable and carries no independent cash value. I have the printout framed in my office next to the whiteboard. That is the only thing we have shipped on schedule.  "Made in the USA" lasted three months. Became "American-proud design." Then "designed with American values in mind." We manufacture overseas. Final assembly of 10 components happens in Miami. We counted putting the flag sticker on the back as one of the 10. While 590,000 people wait for their gold phone, we are currently selling refurbished iPhones. Made in China. With a Trump logo on the box. For $47.45 a month on T-Mobile's network. We are reselling another company's network at a patriotic markup. The plan is called the 47 Plan. The 47 is the only original thing about it. An intern asked me last month when we are going to build the phone. I promoted her to VP of Customer Expectations. Senator Warren wrote the FTC in January. I am not worried. We will have launched the next product before they finish reading the letter. That is always the math. I know the math because I have been watching it evolve for years. Trump University promised education. Delivered weekend seminars in hotel conference rooms. 5,000 students. Settled for $25 million. That was version 1.0. You had to rent the room. You had to print the binder. You had to hire the speaker. You had to settle. Three entire obligations. $TRUMP memecoin. No education. No binder. No room. Peaked at $75. Now $2.80. Down 96%. 1 billion tokens minted. 80% went to the team. 45 wallets gained $1.2 billion on launch night while everyone else watched their screens. For every dollar insiders made, retail lost twenty. That was version 2.0. You did not have to build anything. You did not have to hire anyone. You just had to press mint. Two obligations eliminated. $MELANIA. Same model. Launched 48 hours later on the same audience. Down 99%. 24 wallets bought $2.6 million worth exactly 2.5 minutes before the First Lady's announcement. One wallet turned $681,000 into $39 million in 24 hours. The team controls 92% of supply. Her launch crashed her husband's token by 50% in the same hour. That was version 2.1. A patch, not a release. You did not even need a new customer base. You could cannibalize the last one. WLFI. World Liberty Financial. The President's crypto project. Took $500 million from 600,000 wallets. Tokens locked. Cannot sell. Cannot transfer. Cannot leave. Team holds 73% of supply and votes to unlock itself. The project's advisor borrowed $75 million on a lending platform he co-founded. Using investor tokens as collateral. On a protocol where the project is 82.7% of total value locked. Other depositors could not withdraw. The President's family takes 75 cents of every dollar. That was version 3.0. You did not have to deliver anything. You did not have to pretend anything would go up. You just had to lock the door and keep the key. One obligation remaining: the smart contract. Trump Mobile is version 4.0. I did not have to mint a token. Did not have to write a smart contract. Did not have to lock a single wallet. Did not have to build a lending platform or freeze a billionaire or rig a governance vote. I put a flag on a gold rectangle that does not exist, opened a deposit page, collected $59 million from 590,000 Americans, and then updated the terms to say the deposit does not guarantee the rectangle will ever be real. The version history, in case you are keeping score: 1.0 — Had to rent a room. Had to settle. 2.0 — Had to mint. Didn't have to build. 2.1 — Didn't even need new customers. 3.0 — Didn't have to deliver. They couldn't leave. 4.0 — Didn't have to promise. They paid for the flag. Each version removes one obligation. University had three. We are down to zero. My product roadmap is one slide. It says DEPOSITS. Version 5.0 will not need the webpage. The phone was never the product. The deposit was always the product. The flag was the conversion funnel. The name was the close. The terms update was the only deliverable. "Made in the USA" was the positioning until it wasn't and then "American values" was the positioning until that stops working and then we will find new words that mean nothing and those will work too because the words were never the product either. I am the Head of Product at Trump Mobile. I have never made a phone. I have made $59 million. The product is the transaction. Delivery is a legacy feature from version 1.0 and we deprecated it three versions ago.

@atrupar He's spiralling so hard, any moment now...

Trump: "When the Fake News says that the Iranian enemy is doing well, Militarily, against us, it’s virtual TREASON"

@atrupar He's dying and he knows it.

TRUMP: We have a ballroom that's under budget. It's going up right here. I've doubled the size of it because we obviously need that. REPORTER: The price doubled TRUMP: I doubled the size of it, you dumb person. You are not a smart person.

@WhiteHouse Soon they'll all be demolished to build data centers but yea not for corporations...

The American dream of homeownership is under attack. President Trump is fighting to ensure homes are for PEOPLE, not corporations.

@Acosta This is so damn difficult to watch. I hope one day every single monster responsible for this is fcking ......

THE EPSTEIN HEARINGS: Live from Palm Beach with Tara Palmeri and Katie Phang x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@Kasparov63 I'd love to see Trump play his so called 4D chess with Mr. Kasparov 😂

The only dictators Trump doesn’t praise are the ones who won’t kiss his ass in return. Lukashenko is an abhorrent despot who has turned Belarus into a Russian puppet for his own gain. Ukraine escaped this fate at a high cost in blood, something Trump will never understand.

@FBIDirectorKash Relieved to know you're on it Kash.

President Trump has assembled the best FBI team on earth to crush violent crime and defend the homeland - and with the work of brave men and women in the field, America is safer than we’ve been in decades 🚶🏽🫳🏽🎤

@TizzyEnt Coming soon

Trump posts his face on $100 bills because ofcourse he does

@EricTrump @Trump BTW thanks Eric, just received my Trump Phone! I'm so excited to use it once it's done charging...

I am so excited to share the official rendering of Trump Tower Tbilisi. With a prime location, in the heart of Tbilisi, this tower will quickly become a landmark as the tallest building in Georgia. This marks our first project in the region and we are so excited to bring it to life!

@DjSubFreeze @atrupar Ah look maga moron got his new catchphrase from his master! How nice, you won't have to use any more of your remaining brain power to come up with something other than TDS, woke, etc.

Trump is posting absolutely deranged shit on social media this morning ahead of departing for China today. Get a load of this stuff.

@SecScottBessent Trump has been amazing to my family finances! My 1,000,000 USD Trump coin investment has saved me enormous amounts of extra money, I'm down 970,000 USD but I fully trust Trump to deliver! Also the Rump watch and the Trump Phones are amazing! I'm all in Trump accs now!

The Trump Administration is focused on helping families build long-term financial security for millions of children by establishing tax-advantaged investment accounts for U.S. citizens under 18. Parents and guardians can enroll by completing IRS form 4547 at Trumpaccounts.gov/form @TrumpAccounts

Why MAGA will always vote for Trump:

@NotHoodlum Trump by the end of his second term.

Trump said that if his hands get any blacker, he won’t allow them to vote. pic: Kent Nishimura/AFP via Getty

Brock Pierce (Jeffrey Epstein's friend) cut the ribbon at the unveiling of the golden Trump statue in Doral, Florida. In 2012, Pierce told Epstein that he had a "great time with the girls." The Epstein cabal still exists.

@briantylercohen @mattvanswol 😂🤣 OMG this moron mattvanswol, thanks for the laughs.

@mattvanswol I mean… no?

Why haven't we heard from a SINGLE Democratic state about steps they're taking to counteract the post-VRA GOP power grabs in Louisiana and Alabama and South Carolina and Tennessee and Texas and North Carolina and Missouri and Florida? Is every Democrat asleep at the wheel? Do you think this is going to fix itself? Why is it so fucking difficult for Democrats to fight back? If you're in power in NJ, NY, MD, CO, IL, WA, OR, wake the fuck up and announce steps to redraw the maps so that Democrats are not drawn out of power forever.

@_QJohnPublic @TheMaineWonk I really hope reincarnation is real and next time you're born with an actual functioning brain. OMFG.

I’m never deleting this app. Ever.

Why is Brock Pierce, who had to flee the country to escape charges of drugging & sexually abusing boys, and who's name appears in the Epstein files DOZENS of times, front and center next to Trump's "spiritual advisor" at the dedication of Trump's "golden statue?"