Janey Bell

It's a whole new era, welcome to the first Judge Janey video, where I talk about Netflix, the entertainment industry as a whole, and the hidden gem y'all should watch. Let's go! #GirlFromNowhere Judge Janey VS Netflix ft. Girl From Nowhere youtu.be/2E6dr6vQpN4 via @YouTube

It's 2004, there's a new game coming out called Fable, and we're at war in the Middle East. It's 2026, there's a new version of a game called Fable coming out, and we're at war in the Middle East. 9-31 and I'm back at square one

I have a dishwasher. I have officially leveled up in adulthood. LOOK MA, NO HANDS 😭

DID A THING LOOK LOOK LOOK Gage Your Interest - Limitations youtu.be/1VrJajYTNpk?si… via @YouTube

@RSTYCG My favorite shop in the city thealleychicago.com Lots of great theatre and comedy off the Belmont red line stop too

I'm going to Chicago for the first time, this weekend. Can anyone suggest good parts of the city for me to blindly venture into? I have plenty of money to spend on local businesses

I'm just saying, if there's hopscotch on the sidewalk in front of me, I'm gonna hop. Go around me.

I'm convinced that people who complain about office jobs have not experienced a shitty service/retail job because this is literally the best.

@phallicweapon oh god this is gonna be stuck in my head

@TheR00mie If it hadn’t been for Jalepeño, There wouldn’t be fire in my butthole. Now I’m afraid to sit down and go, Where did you come from, Jalepeño?

It's been 24 hours but I'm still thinking about this jalapeno that rolled in front of my bus yesterday from nowhere. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Jalapeno?

Yay my house didn't burn down!

#Hollywood #wildfire

Did the CEO shooter kill to get free healthcare in prison or nah?

Pour one out for my Xbox One, who, after more than ten years of loyal service and multiple cross-country moves, stopped reading discs. R.I.P.

Started using Duolingo to brush up on my French and now I'm having this recurring dream where some lost French person asks me for help, but I get utterly confused and overwhelmed, before someone smarter cucks the conversation. It's been 11 days. Mon dieu.

Do you hear that? It's the sound of millions of buttholes clenching across the country. Scrunch.

@magog_morskar I have!

Has anyone, in their entire life, ever been called by a pollster? I'm seriously asking. Please tell the truth.

@KamenJess that is the WEIRDEST design

@TheR00mie It’s actually from a nerve inside their butt that gets stimulated when they poop which gives them the zoomies

Can somebody explain why my cat runs like the cops are after her every time she takes a dump? WE'VE GOT A RUNNER

@MarlonWayans Please tell me you're gonna use the "I can smell your nappy pussy" line from that new awful movie The Deliverance

WE’RE BACK!!! After nearly 20 years, the Wayans brothers are finally going to give the fans what they’ve been asking for… a return to the SCARY MOVIE franchise! We’re looking forward to having fun on the big screen again.

I could never take a man's last name. Mine has such a great ring to it!

Ever since I won a kazoo at an arcade I haven't been able to stop myself from playing kazoo versions of Skyrim music as I play.