Andrew French - Author/Screenwriter

I've just got my books royalty cheque and I'm delighted to say that I can live comfortable for the rest of my life.... ....providing I die on Tuesday.

"The truth is, none of us really know what we're doing. We're just trying our best and making it up as we go." Andrew French

If everyone following me on here downloaded Assassin's Run, it would be in the Top 10 by morning. Let's try. Go to Amazon, download Assassin's Run by Andrew French, and we'll see what happens. Thank you x

When you want to get back into running but don't want to go alone. "Want to go rubbing in the park with me tomorrow?" Thanks autocorrect, this is why I can't have nice friends.

@Tea_CrochetLady Pretty much sums me up 😂

@TheRealAFrench Yeeees 🙌😁 great mug!

Asking for a friend

When you're married to the most beautiful girl in the world #redhead #redheadbeauty #curvy #pawg #gorgeouswife

@neversirius It's freezing here too. I've just made a coffee and I don't know whether to drink it or put my feet in it! Have a nice day!

Good morning! My toes are frozen and I need coffee. But good morning nonetheless.

Start with Assassin's Run! The first book in my optioned 7 book Michael Prentiss spy thriller series available in kindle and paperback from Amazon

@Tea_CrochetLady I recently went to work with my pants on back to front. Couldn't understand why I was so uncomfortable all day until I got home. The problems with getting dressed in the dark!!

Just realised I've slept with my pj top inside out last night 🤦‍♀️😂

Nearly time to put away the Christmas t-shirts for another year!

Were you given Amazon vouchers for Christmas? Are you looking for a new book series to get your teeth into? Give my optioned 7 book Michael Prentiss thriller series available in kindle and paperback a go. Thank you. #amazonbooks #whattoread

@Tea_CrochetLady I love a lightly salted sprout!!!

Sprouts. On your Christmas dinner plate?

@neversirius Coffee and biscuits. You're welcome. Good morning!

I have a caffeine problem. The problem is I don't have any.