Aaron Hokanson

I wrote a song in 2004, probably more relevant now youtu.be/kTLPeVFTYdQ

Smart move to win the wordplay crowd!

This was one of the scariest things I saw as a kid. Did not help my fear of heights.

We all are aware of Adele's talent with singing, but I was wondering, can she plant crops? Raise animals? Is there a farmer in Adele?

A dim-sum/comedy club, Shumai Kidding.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine! And sweetie, it is a perfectly normal reaction to be scared when your friends cannibalize each other. Six doesn’t have to talk to seven anymore if it doesn’t want to. mcsweeneys.net/articles/dad-j…

@petergeye That too

@TheRealAar I think you mean watermelon counseling!

The best counseling is patient counseling.

The cover of my forthcoming title is here and it is available for preorders. It feels so delicate.

My seven-year-old just asked, “Mommy, does this go on your permanent record?” Yes, I believe it does.

Giselle is… the next stage?

Heading in!

Judging by how these pictures hit me, chances are high for precipitation tonight… in my eyes

@Joseph_Fasano_ From Lucille Clifton "quilting" how does this poem end? do the daughters' daughters quilt? do the alchemists practice their tables? do the worlds continue spinning away from each other forever?

Let's create a thread of lines of poetry that have changed our lives. Maybe this will be something people can carry around and scroll through to find what they need. 🖤 I'll start with Derek Walcott's final line from "Love After Love": "Sit. Feast on your life."

@ayisha Istanbul was Constantinople also BTS

I'm taking requests for Rock the Cradle. What are your favorite songs to dance to with your emerging little humans?

@TatteredCover Generation X

Hi Friends! What's the book that got you into reading?? #booktwt

@FranziaMom Love Nana Grizol, but as someone unfamiliar with the genre as defined, I wonder do Billy Bragg or the Pogues count, because that’s what I’d say comes to mind when the words “folk” and “punk” merge…

listening to Nana Grizol and trying to think of the most folk punk band who is the most palatable for people who don’t like folk punk

Trying to share something from my youth with my children that a moment from Gravity Falls made me think of uncovered this absurdist horror short on YouTube youtu.be/9MPnJe8qXQo

Incredibly accurate

@nikostratis Or the Guitarist replies “huh?” And the keyboardist not amused says “don’t worry, I got it”

More bands should have that thing where the singer says "guitar" and then a guitar plays

Once he played 60 consecutive games of ping pong with John Coltrane, winning 59 of them. Coltrane considered Thelonious Monk his mentor and as such just kept playing because that’s what Thelonious wanted to do.