Adonye of Lagos 🙅🏾‍♂️🇳🇬

Lazy Nigerian Youths projected #EndSARS on Oriental Hotel building. We love to see it.

Woke up again with renewed anger. Tinubu must go!

Walahi it makes me so happy to see a proper Naija boy trashtalking with full Naija accent at Wrestlemania. Omos was the closest thing we had but something about Oba Femi’s authenticity makes me so happy.

This is how we moved to our uncompleted house in 2009. I remember vividly we killed like 4 snakes the first day….last night me and my siblings had an argument about where our parents will be for next Xmas…. Southie , uk , or Melbourne …. ? God is the greatest…

I have just received a call from a friend. Friend: Guess what? I just touched down Lagos. I am on a business trip for one week and I will be staying in your place. Me: 😳 You should have given me a pre-info. I touched down PH for official duty yesterday and I will be here for 2 weeks ( all lies). The way I am running 🏃🏃from unplanned bills needs to be studied in Harvard. Nigerian economy, you do this one oo 🤯🤯.

The JD Vance humiliation tour continues

@MehekCooke This woman became Catholic seven years ago, and she thinks she knows the social magisterium of the Catholic Church more than Pope Leo XIV.

The research behind this is wild. Your sperm carries a set of instructions that tell your genes when to turn on and off. A Duke University study found that THC rewrites those instructions. The more weed in your system, the bigger the changes. It goes straight for the genes your future embryo needs in its first week of life. I had to read the "day 3 crash" part twice. For the first three days after fertilization, an embryo runs entirely on the mother's DNA. Day 3, the father's genes switch on. If those genes carry cannabis damage, the embryo just stops growing. Fertility doctors see this happen in their labs: embryos that fertilized fine and looked healthy on day 2 go completely still by day 5. Boston University tracked 1,535 couples trying to have a baby. Men who smoked weed once a week or more doubled their partner's miscarriage risk. That number held up even when the woman herself never touched cannabis. And the miscarriages clustered in the first 8 weeks, right when the father's damaged DNA would be doing the most harm. Duke also found that the specific genes THC alters in sperm overlap with genes linked to autism. One of those genes, called DLGAP2, helps brain cells communicate with each other. It was changed in cannabis users' sperm. When researchers bred THC-exposed male rats and checked their offspring, the same altered gene pattern showed up in the pups' brains. The damage crossed a generation. Weed has gotten way stronger over the last 30 years. THC content was about 4% in the 1990s but nearly quadrupled to 15% by 2018, and modern dispensary strains regularly sit at 20-30%. Concentrates go up to 95%. Quitting for about 11 weeks (one full cycle of sperm production) reverses some of the DNA changes. Not all of them. Duke's lead researcher says men should stop at least 6 months before trying for a baby. Half of your kid's genetic blueprint comes from you, and right now, THC is editing that blueprint before conception even happens.

Let’s go Dad for Dad fuck nigga

I talk am oh…….😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The reveal of the guy really kinda looking like Obama is peak comedy

Dame un grrr.

the wife of a deceased podcaster was unavailable to attend our event tonight. please join me in welcoming our backup option for this evening: the vice president of the united states of america

watched a girl do this in a bar after he said he was married and didn't want her number. for some reason she laughed hysterically afterwards with her girl. he waited until she was done laughing and then pulled out his badge. off duty. whole bar went ooOooooOooOOOOoOoooo

But wetin be the need for all these lies?

Like prime Barca tbh

Hey, you’re not going to believe this.

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!

Eradication of Tinubu from Aso rock in 2027