Ben

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Ben

@TheRealBenJee

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Katılım Şubat 2019

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Ben@TheRealBenJee·5 Mar

This might be one of the best tweets I've ever seen.

owen cyclops@owenbroadcast

christmas tree guy at christmas: “hey can you wait a little bit im really swamped right now” actually i cant bro. actually the reason i cannot wait is also the reason you are swamped right now. in fact your entire life has probably led up to the intersection of those two factors

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s ♱@virtualbnuy·1d

mom, dad, this is the guy i exchange reels with

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Nornal Guy 🧙‍♂️@theralkia·22h

You can’t be dating out of your consciousness bracket

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molzy@molzysketch·21h

I built this feed brick by brick

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cream drizzy@shrampmannne·2d

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bells@popecodyautism·3d

between the nothingburger and the everything bagel there’s the somewhat sandwich

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fauby@Faubaulaus·2d

having to get out of bed to pee is so evil

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Buck@Buck36043Buck·1d

Audibly cringing every time I hit a pothole so my car knows I don’t like it either

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Nathaneus@NTneus·2d

What the hell is this

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Meggy@igetsoinspired·2d

I can tell that it’s causing discomfort when I refuse to look at my phone idly in public spaces. But I’m trying to bring back just looking around

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Ansem@blknoiz06·1d

you can actually just leave, this applies to many things

aaron@stockxsucks

you realize you’re not interested in an apartment 30 seconds into a tour and then have to pretend like you’re interested for 30 minutes

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Ben@TheRealBenJee·3d

I've found cutting to naturally shift you toward an earlier wake up time.

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Ben@TheRealBenJee·3d

It was obvious to anyone paying attention that Vance wouldn't run in 28.

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plasma ۞@plasmarob·4d

Today I learned that many of you are afraid of trees faling on you. I am moving deeper innawoods, I'll leave animal skulls lying about just for good measure since this is all it takes to keep you away from me

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