Johnny “Beefcakes” Bofaglio
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Johnny “Beefcakes” Bofaglio
@TheRealBofaglio
Johnny Class of 85’. Local 342🔪. Grease monkey. 791 Credit Score. 2x Fantasy Football Champion. 4x slow pitch C-Division Champion🥎 Follower of Christ
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Struck out looking. But I’ll get em next time I’m up #Hinge #GettingBackInTheGame #Hal #Steinbrunner #Yankees #Seinfeld #gettingbackinthegame #Standards
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@BTR3156 @LosPollosTV Good one “g” remember I heard that one in the middle school gym glass when sanchatili and me were making fun of guy who loved Bruce #TheClassics #GoodOleDays #Merica
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@LosPollosTV Just fuckin stop dude lmaooo u have the listening ears of a walrus
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Live look when me and him locked eyes. Thought I was stealing his customers #CarJack #SubwaySeries #FindersKeepers #Farmingdale #Union #LongIsland #BarTalk #Ziti #EggplantRollatini
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23 hours into #LIRRSTRIKE. Heavyweight battle ran into goat of Uber drivers. Got to talking guy says this is nothing compared to back home wherever in the Middle East he calls home. #1 ranked duel threat as well, not talking (terrorism).Says food orders are slow since #TheStrike
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@TheMotor55 Yeah I take other forms of payment #TapToPay
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With the LIRR strike I signed up for uber tn about to make some serious Scarole. Flat fee don’t care where you live. Had to alter the account to fit in. #competitiveMarket #SupplyAndDemand #NotHalal #ImNotPervertedImItalian #DashCam
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@TheMotor55 Good to hear, glad it wasn’t one of those mental health days that these kids are taking these days. Thought it might’ve been after the catcher framed one on ya last week. And way to play the system per league rules drug tests are dropped after week 4 unless convicted of a felony
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@TheRealBofaglio Johnny,
Unable to make it tonight, due to testing positive for steroids. Got kinda drunk after last game and watched hours upon hours of Gary Sheffield highlights. So inspired that I injected a needle from the floor of the LA fitness locker room. Just happy it wasn’t fent.
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Went to see who “Checked in” for the company softball game tonight and once again @TheMotor55 is out of the lineup again. Hope everything is alright Motor but man could use your “Hitting” ability out there tonight. #TheBestAbilityIsAvailability #3GaneSkid #HePaidTheLeagueFee
#WVU
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Ran into @Willieonhere at the county picking up his yearly beach pass. Little does he know you can just get it online. #LearnedThat2YearsAgo #ThatTimeOfYear #JustGoToField5TheyNeverCheck #NewToRetirement #فخر_پاکستان_عاصم_منیر #IranConflict #95Octane
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How Does the LIRR strike like do we just don’t run the trains? how is that social?I mean fuck someone take action I need to be able to get home after a slobberknocker at the local gin mill this weekend #AHeroIsJustASandwhich #NoTaxationWithoutRep #Politics #CantUberBecauseOfIran
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Me and @Willieonhere walking into statistics class back in the day.
#Kazi
Football Crave@FootballCravee
The Titans “seriously believe” they have a top 10 WR duo in Wan’Dale Robinson and Carnell Tate, per @RichJohnsonNFL
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@Willieonhere @ArtGreensfield Watch yourself Willie
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@ArtGreensfield That’s a really nice picture of @TheRealBofaglio
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Sear my eyeballs on a griddle
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT!!!
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Just played in the company broom ball playoffs. “Captain” (Also My Boss) gets caught out there for 5 goals and takes a penalty. But I can’t take a PTO day next week for my nephews graduation? #FirstGeneration #ThatsBroomBall #ItWasInTheContract #ShouldntHaveGoneOnTheFamilyCruise
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Batted a puck into the net tonight in beer league #thatsbaseball
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Found my old playlist on the iPod man what a time to be alive miss hitting piss missiles over the little league field in the town softball league. #Derby #Union #MostHomerunsinCDivision #DoubleShoulderSurgery #JohnnyBench #HowsTheArmCraig #FeelGoodDrag
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4:25pm nfl slate every Sunday like clockwork wake up to mommas Bolognese with a fuck you amount of beef #TheGoodOleDays #WalterPayton #MrsBofaglio #OneoftheGoodones #Childhood #Prenup
Cole Adams@coleadamss
Top 10 Sports Naps 1. Masters Sunday 2. Thanksgiving Day (NFL, CBB) 3. NFL Draft Day 3 4. Rainy MLB Summer Day 5. NFL Combine in the background 6. Olympics in the background 7. Masters Saturday 8. Saturday before Selection Sunday 9. Jan 1st Bowl Games 10. Daytona 500
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Just got one of these bad boys. Smells like I’m 5th in line at my local Dunkin’ while some sleeper cell puts a clinic on making a big n toasty while handling Lincoln’s from an f-150s cupholder. #Adult #Coffee #WhoNeedsDunkin #Keurig #IMissTheGuys #Union
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@TheMotor55 Yeah looked like a bad oil change, (I remember when I changed an 88’ Camry with no oil pan) should’ve held off on the chili. #MondaymorningQB
How’s the family “Motor”
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@TheRealBofaglio Johnny,
Didn’t see this prior to my commute and paid the price. The toilet was in worse ruins than the Gaza Strip.
Concerned,
Motor
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PSA: Do not use the Dunkin’ Donuts bathroom near exit 20 on Southern State. Might need that new ABS system to see if anything hit the strike zone. #ThatsBaseball #RogerClemens #AskAndYouShallRecieve #TimDuncan #RoadGame
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