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@StarCrackShow one of the M's in MMF is missing =(

@StarCrackShow it would be my honor, to be Lebron's stepfather.

Recorded a new @StarCrackShow tonight. Should be up tomorrow so u can listen to us insult gays, women, and the morbidly obese.

1 day closer to a real CPU and bronze league graduation. Though I will miss the perspective.

Someone is getting Royally Fucked tonight!

@theWarrden Well yeah, but if i said that no one would argue with me ;)

@theWarrden because we got rid of that royal family over 200 years ago and now we have hamburgers and cheap gas.

The Royal Wedding serves as a reminder that the USA > UK

@StarCrackShow "not your fuckin' mother Matt Forte"?

@theWarrden sometimes your first guess is right!

Every time I say I'm gonna spend some quality time laddering I wind up JOing instead.

“@StarCrackShow: @TheRealDanick "Have you bled yet?" @GameOfThrones” Do hemorrhoids count?

@StarCrackShow it is the greatest game if you enjoy getting gay with puzzles. Hooray for puzzle games!!!

I'll be edging all afternoon. Hope there's a good mop in Monarch's house. @StarCrackShow

Best part of MMF is when you high5 your buddy. Also when your dicks touch.

@StarCrackShow can't wait to stream 2v2 in our CockSocks.

@G4MR @starcrackshow I can throw in a lap dance.

RT @StarCrackShow: Woot #starcrack is trending...lol