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4) At 27,000 sf @MatickAutoWash is the largest car wash and detail center in Michigan The #carwash is adjacent to George Matick @Chevrolet, one of the highest volume #Chevy dealerships in Metro Detroit It has 2 encl. wash tunnels, 18 indoor vacuums and 15 interior detail bays

Reposting this tweet from 7 years ago because it didn’t get the recognition it deserved the first time around.

@OG_HP @CoachBeurer @AlbionFootball Don’t blink, you might miss that deadly coffee grinder.

@CoachBeurer @AlbionFootball @TheRealDaveVan

🚨@AlbionFootball staff is blitzing Oakland County schools today! Class of 2021 Oakland County prospects drop your film to this thread.🚨 #VirtualBlitz #BBE

Gas is $1.40 downtown. You thinking what I’m thinking? @TheRealDaveVan

#GDTBAB #TIAB

@bobby_secord Great thought Bob. Looking forward to more XFL insight.

XFL is much more interesting than I thought it would be. Sideline interviews really show how much these guys love football.

A touching moment between diehard @DetroitRedWings fan Michael Banaszewski, Jimmy Howard, & @Dylanlarkin39 at the @RocketClassic celeb challenge. Michael is fighting cancer & his hospital room is decked out in Red Wings everything. Larkin said these are the fans they play for.

Thank You Detroit! #OnePride 💙

I’m convinced my garbage can will never get full as long as I keep pushing the trash down with the strength of a thousand suns every time it starts to overflow.

The trick to a happiness is: ⚪️ love yourself ⚪️ have fun 🔘 to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. It's a recipe passed down from Malone's for generations. It's probably the thing I do best.

Disappointing.

My stand-up comedy routine is almost half way done. I’ve almost mastered the ‘standing up’ part. Just need some jokes now

Late night comic for the fans: wholesome edition

Shrine Knight Football at the walk to end Alzheimer's Disease. So proud to be a part of Team Suzy! #TTP #COMMITTED

@OG_HP Everything ain’t pretty, but it’s love tho

Nothin’ as pretty as the hustle

My headphones disconnected from my phone while I was lifting and “Ain’t no Other Man” by Christina Aguilera started blasting through the speakers. I have no regrets.

Somehow hurt my hamstring while bench pressing today. I brought so much shame to my gym that I have to call it “James” now.

We collectively screwed up as a society by calling it a “dad bod” and not a “father figure” twitter.com/daveandchuck/s…

I love the taste of an ice cold Michelob ULTRA ® after a long hard day at work and at the gym. Great taste with only 2.6 carbs! #ad #promoted

Reposting this tweet from 3 years ago because it didn’t get the recognition it deserved the first time around. twitter.com/therealdavevan…