Delbert Simmons

WIAC Rankings: 1. Bryant and Stratton (obviously) 2. Lax 🦅 3. UWSP (@JakeLeair) comes back for one more hoorah!! 4. UWRF 5. UWS 🔵👺 6. UWO (6-4) 7. UWW 8. UWE 🦤 9. UWP ⛏️

Just doxed @TerrySanders331

@LobergerTony You weak asf boy

I love the Milwaukee Brewers.

Bad decisions were made last night.

@Adertitsoff1975 This guy just can’t control his self sometimes

@Adertitsoff1975 Just ran out of zyns FUCKKK

Everything reminds me of her

I’m announcing my commitment to pedialite state.

As of 4/5/25 Delbert is committing to Coors Lite University. May consider transferring to pedialite state tomorrow.

@FloydSimm I would argue for sure

Is Andrew Niemi lightskin?

@KiethLongWOOD Expand

Is seeing the Minecraft movie as college student #Shrink or #Expand (I was surrounded by middle schoolers)

@HeywoodJablows So basically you saw Matt Lewis at mad chicken?

Just saw a very very left protest going on in downtown Oshkosh. Not a very big fan of some of the things I saw

@WIACluke @TerrySanders331 @Adertitsoff1975

Hungover as fuck today. @TerrySanders331 and I shared a moment last night listening to old country and smoking a cigar. Probably will do it again tonight. @Adertitsoff1975 your mom’s hot as fuck and you are fat. @WIACluke how pissed is the left that I got drunk last night. #maga

@HeywoodJablows @TerrySanders331 @WIACDonaldS @thatmfTSIII @coopgangshlang I hate Stout. THEY FUCKING SUCK DICK.

Saw a UW-Stout player here in Oshkosh. Safe to say he isnt taking spring ball as serious as the titans are. That guy drinks like a fish! @TerrySanders331 @WIACDonaldS @thatmfTSIII @coopgangshlang @TheRealDelbert3

@sampydusterson @warriors @nuggets 253.

@TerrySanders331 OH THESE GUYS, THERE THE VILLAGERS

#Tappedin with @TheRealDelbert3 CHICKEN JOCKEY! (Yes, these are 50% alcohol.) #expand

@TerrySanders331 CHICKEN JOCKEY

Going to see the Minecraft movie this Friday night with @TheRealDelbert3. Will we be vehemently drunk? Yes. Will it be an amazing experience to witness Jack Black yell “Chicken Jockey”? Absolutely. And the best part is when it’s over we get to go out and drink more! #LANK

@coopgangshlang @carsonnickel5 Bro said “give me a hug”

Bro. @carsonnickel5 #chopped