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@TheRealKatPat

still listens to gangnam style unironically. Big Brother stan. kerrygold lover.

New Jersey, USA Katılım Eylül 2009
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guys who wore white tuxes to prom are finishing their probation sentences this year
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you’re laughing? The plus size park hoppers went on their first Disney cruise and you’re laughing?
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Wayne brought his briefcase to my colonoscopy.
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it’s just me Cassie and that’s my handle
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Me at the Cirie Fields biopic
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Kate@Katiemoneygrabz·
Candy crush, sure, but maybe also maternity leave policies being mostly trash (big companies like @Deloitte cutting it to 8 weeks?!) and postpartum care/healthcare being mostly trash and lack of support/stigma around needing help and daycare/living costs skyrocketing are part of it, too. And the world might be richer than its ever been, but for who?
60 Minutes@60Minutes

“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp

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I be in the gym earnestly saying shit like “light work, easy work”
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zach@zachsmitty·
im pretty sure Alicia Carmody might be the second coming of Jesus Christ
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and an endoscopy
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picking the doctor’s office that’s out of the way because it’s by a coffee shop I like
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bald myha’la@1800clockit·
me trying to get a slice of cake at Nate and Cassie’s wedding
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b@pauliebleek3r·
cassie nate first dance
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saw a groundhog on the side of the highway
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got a blood test result back that shows I likely have ulcerative colitis 💞
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I have one margarita and I start doing shit like listening to save tonight by eagle-eye cherry
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