The new don (PARODY)

has multiple personalities, how are you gonna beat me? I’ll admit you beat the guy who wants weapons back in the locker room and the guy with the lazy eye. But if you can’t beat someone who doesn’t know who he is, can you really beat me? Just think about that in our match huh?

ticking Adam. Are you gonna finally prove you can beat The Don? Or is your weak pathetic body gonna give up and you’re gonna have to retire before you hit 35? Adam let me ask you a question. Do you think you have what it takes anymore? Cause if you couldn’t beat the guy who

So.. Adam? You really want a third shot against Tony D? Huge mistake, you see Adam.. I’m the boss, the Don of this company and if it was up to me you wouldn’t be here right now or even in this company anymore. Here’s a little fun fact for you Adam.. the last guy who was at

because I’m the future of this company no matter what. So you can take your stupid pride and shove it up your ass.

one identity, one wants to bring weapons and violence back into the locker rooms and one still can’t get himself stopped from getting beaten up. You see fellas, this Iron Survivor challenge is meant for Tony D. He’s gonna win this whole thing and prove you 4 can’t keep up

So, Iron Survivor for 3 has beens and someone who is already out of his prime? This company really has no competition for Tony D’Angelo huh? Can’t say I’m shocked as The Don. I’ve beaten all the people who have fallen off in their 30s. And now one of them can’t stick to

has been. Get ready to job out another match because that’s quite common for you these days. See ya soon Molphy! @ECCWRP

nobody roots for you anymore, this company is looking for prime talent and you’re looking at him. Tony D’Angelo, the man from the streets of Chicago aka The Don of this company. So how about this, once I win this match? I’m gonna send you packing back home for good done test me

So, my opponent this week is a has been that’s still somehow around after just sitting in the back almost all year? Wow, this company really doesn’t have any good competition for Tony D huh? Listen here Molphy, that’s right I insulted you name get used to it

MJF, I hope you don’t need hand holding because I’m gonna beat you so badly no one is gonna recognize you as I take place as the new fastest rising star in professional wrestling. So come on MIDJF, try to hit your best shot against me. @ECCWRP

as he raises the title above his head with you crying. Crying back to the pathetic place of Long Island. The streets of Chicago is going to win this championship and I’m rightfully gonna submit my place officially as The Don of this place when I win the championship so

So, MJF you want to try to stand up to me next huh? Big mistake. But what are you really huh? All I see is a little dickhead who hasn’t done anything with his life. Like seriously even Hornswoggle has a better career than you right now. So you know, Tony D is going

Watch you get more older and weaker. But if I have to get through you to win that championship? So be it, Tony D is the future of this company not you. You can go back home and let your career just end as you can watch me be the top guy. So Edgey Wedgey, prepare for the don

I’m in my cousin Mikey’s restaurant, getting my usual. And Mikey? Well he used to be a silent partner, while me and the boys were conducting business. But now? Mikey? He’s going places and I think it’s about time to be on top too. Edge, you are nothing but a weak old man