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Here's a joke for the Japanese. Who made the first extra-large rice cooker? Oppenheimer. (He also made the second one.)

When they say "diversity is our greatest strength" they mean it, diversity makes the ruling class strong Multiculturalism enables tyranny, which is why every wester government is deploying it as a weapon to centralize power Any solution that doesn't address this is doomed

Reactionary zoomer power couple She hates Trump because he’s fascist He hates Trump because he’s not She hates Jews because they bomb brown people He hates Jews because they import brown people Spoiler: she becomes fascist after about a year of dating him.

@JohnWight1 Germans invented a lot more than just the hamburger.

The civilisation that invented algebra is currently doing battle with the one that invented the hamburger. This is all you need to know.

@DaddyWarpig TASER makes a great pub quiz question. It comes from Thomas A. Swift's Electric Rifle. Nobody believes it when you tell them.

So the distinction is whether English speakers can comfortably make a word of it? French Russian Polish Czech Slavic etc speakers: Hold my beer.

@TheInsiderPaper netanyahu has truly been the worst american president of my lifetime

@lporiginalg Therapy doesn't help starving Somalians, either. It doesn't address the pain point, which in both cases is starvation.

@frozenaesthetic She's not a hag as long as she has a few years of fertility left in her.

Why do the ages change? Someone is hagmaxxing hard

Whoever keeps making these memes is very horny The woman always has big tits

The Iran War is becoming the biggest shitshow in US history and that's quite the impressive feat.

@FrenklyOfficer @FrenlyOfficer White people invest significantly more into raising each individual compared to most other races. Game theoretically, rescuing that investment is rational.

@FrenlyOfficer White people don’t leave frens behind Browns don’t get this, they prefer stuff

It’s just stuff

@simpleartfarmer Not so fake, actually. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_he…

Going to invent a fake history of this arrangement and write a book about how men used to retreat to a man cave during seasons of intense personal and spiritual growth, leaving women more space to thrive and decorate. Best seller

@Devon_Eriksen_ @Mio_nee Soybeans are one of the few cheap protein sources in Japan. Fermenting them, as in tofu, is important, because non-fermented soybeans include phytoestrogens which have undesirable metabolic effects.

@Mio_nee I don't understand the point of tofu. Like, why does it exist? What is it for?

「アメリカニキたちは、豆腐をヴィーガン専用の食材として嫌悪感が増大中 → 日本人たちは勿体ないと思っている」 という話と 「アメリカ人はチーズを揚げるほど揚げ物大好き」 という話が合体し 『揚げ豆腐のレシピで全てが解決する⋯！』 みたいな妄想が、音速で脳裏を駆け抜けていった。

@greetfriends I mean, if Ad Hominem is the best that you can do, why do you even bother? Bye.

@TheRealNewsGeek By “the world” do you mean powerless, resentful retards?

Donald Trump tells a radical Muslim leadership they’re about to experience apocalyptic bombardment with the help of Allah and you are afraid to double-text her. You are GAY

@greetfriends Tell yourself whatever you need to hear. The world sees the truth.

@TheRealNewsGeek What do you mean by “achieved essentially nothing”? Most of the objectives have been achieved. The strait is opening. Regime change is imminent.

Can’t believe Trump told Iran to “open the fuckin’ straight.” I miss normal times when Biden would say things like “sfddghhhkjjjytssghtmn.”

@greetfriends A month+ of bombing has achieved essentially nothing but another day of it will change everything.

@TheRealNewsGeek As you’ll see over the next few weeks, your post (respectfully) will age like milk

@UTMedic1113 @LokiJulianus I accept your concession. Bye.

@TheRealNewsGeek @LokiJulianus Are you illiterate?

> Kill the Supreme Leader (again) > Blow all the airports so IRGC-types can't flee the country > Give them a day to think over their (increasingly dwindling) options Might work.

@MTG1109 The iconography of a Pagan fertility festival and the narrative of Jesus Christ's betrayal, execution, and rebirth were combined into an aesthetically confusing celebration.

イースターについて日本人はよく理解していないので、可愛い兎ちゃんたちがなぜかカラフルな卵を持ってる

@UTMedic1113 @LokiJulianus If you genuinely believe that money is of no consequence, give me all of yours.

@TheRealNewsGeek @LokiJulianus His dad was the supreme leader, money is of no consequence to him, so once again why is he making personal investments? I know I won’t convince you of anything, but it’s important to expose dishonest and retarded third worlders like you.

@UTMedic1113 @LokiJulianus Because money is power and a good leader must wield power to protect his people and his nation regardless of where he personally finds meaning.

@TheRealNewsGeek @LokiJulianus Why are supposedly ascetic philosopher clerics making personal investments in luxury real estate?