Bubonic Plague

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Bubonic Plague

Bubonic Plague

@TheRealPlague

Disgruntled disease, reveling in my glory days. I enjoy sickness and death and take requests. I also moonlight as a life coach.

Hardly anywhere, anymore Katılım Kasım 2009
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Bubonic Plague
Bubonic Plague@TheRealPlague·
Which one of you tried to get me shut down? HM?!?!
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For those who are wondering, Zika’s doing pretty good. We’re seeing each other now and I’m showing her the ropes.
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I took another vacation. Trump’s been covering for me. How’s he doing?
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@TheRealPlague A theme park~? "How Long Can You Stand It? Find out at the midway!" ?
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I'm so happy I could kill someone!
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If you really want to see who I am, you're gonna need a microscope.
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If you're ever in the Southwestern United States, come find me! We'll have a nice chat.
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Bubonic Plague@TheRealPlague·
Menstruation jokes are never funny. Period.
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@teh_groff One of the awesome things about always being there is that you're always back.
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