Luke Hooper

Roses are red, violets are blue, I piss my pants, why don't you? #imtheshit

So I've got this problem...dude..listen..listen..are you listening?

So sad that formal season is officially over, where will I sleep now? #imthebest

Not watching the finals, instead watching clips of my Germantown basketball team. Wish I was more like @Michael_Bolin

Hey @mtoaks what are you drinking tonight? When are you starting? Should I do this tonight or not? Just wait for me to start pregaming.

Hey. Listen. Listen. Dude are you listening? Just wait 30 minutes for me to start doing anything @Michael_Bolin. #busyatkroger