Jesse Garcia

#TomBrady’s family should thank #DakPrescott for sending Brady back home early. According to his ex, #Gisele, they haven’t seen #TomBrady for ages. 🤣🤣🤣

@dianey_ln @dbongino

Today is January 5th, 2023 and Joe Biden is the WORST President in US history.

@TJBaile1955 @dbongino She shouldn’t have brought a MAGA flag to a gunfight

Today is January 6th, 2023 and Joe Biden is the WORST President in US history.

@dbongino Dude, you have an orange stain on your chin.

If we were to deploy a balloon for each #McCarthy loss, at the rate we're going we may need to hire 1980s German music group #Nena to perform their hit #99Luftballons 😛 #LoL Like Comment Share

Kevin McCarthy should be Speaker

Good things are coming. Hold a little longer.

#McCarthy/#Giuliani to hold Press Conference at #FourSeasonsTotalLandscaping to expose evidence that the #Dems #rigged the #vote against McCarthy. 😀

@CNN @CNNPolitics @cnnbrk #McCarthy

10 more nominations without a win and #McCarthy becomes the #SusanLucci of the #HouseofRepresentatives 😂😂😂

#McCarthy right about now 😂😂😂

#DC is starting to remind me of the @NFL in the early 1990s. The last time I’ve seen this much back to back ass-kicking was when the #BuffaloBills went to the #SuperBowl 4 years in a row and lost each time.

Starring #CandaceCameronBure and her movie titled #MerryChistmasToAll Except the #LGBTQ.

I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job! After that, I will just run the software & servers teams.

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

@GregAbbott_TX @GregAbbott_TX with temps forecasted to be around 20*F on Friday for the #RGV you best hope our #PowerGrid is up to par so #Texans have power unlike a few years ago when your policies, like your wheelchair, failed to gain traction on Texas’ ice-slicked roads.

Wanna freak #Trump out? Tell him this is standard issue prison equipment given out at the prison he’ll eventually go to. 😂

@Alyssa_Milano What people forget was/is that #HenryFord was a major #Hitler #FanBoi so anyone buying a #Ford is in the same boat. Don’t believe me?? Look it up.

From now until Election night 2024, every time #Trump mentions a Big Movement, just remember this face. 🤣🤣🤣