Michael Scalzo

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Michael Scalzo

Michael Scalzo

@TheRealScyver

I play a lot of video games, watch a lot of science fiction... I drink. I live the dream.

Tempe, AZ Katılım Kasım 2016
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♡ Polish Tamales ♡
♡ Polish Tamales ♡@PolishTamales·
Resident Evil: Veronica was just announced! 🧟🧟‍♀️ Wait.. WHAT?! DEBRA WILSON?!? HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!?
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Michael Scalzo@TheRealScyver·
@PolishTamales Shelve this garbage for the tax break and use the assets to give us another God of War game. A REAL one.
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♡ Polish Tamales ♡
♡ Polish Tamales ♡@PolishTamales·
Did You Know? 🌈🍆 The new God of War game features a sentient cube companion named Phranque, with actor Jack Quaid (known for The Boys) providing both voice acting and motion capture for the character. Motion-capturing Jell-O is exactly what gaming needed... 🤡
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Michael Scalzo@TheRealScyver·
@PolishTamales This announcement has been a disaster for Sony. God of War had become a laughing stock at breakneck speed.
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Michael Scalzo@TheRealScyver·
@verbalriotshow He's the thing, Joe. I just wanna see a movie, not try to make a statement. I don't wanna sit in that theater thinking about the sociopolitical impact of my attendance. I don't want to feel pressured to go to that movie to escape allegations of phobia. YOU are why I can't, Joe!
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Michael Scalzo@TheRealScyver·
@Grummz There are so many ways I could go off on a long tangent a out it, but it's just so ridiculous. It's impossible to take seriously.
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Grummz@Grummz·
Nobody likes the new God of War: laufey. The original creator hates it The steamers hate it All of Sony chat hates it. The chud view is now mainstream, congrats. Big win.
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Michael Scalzo@TheRealScyver·
@Grummz Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Sony. Hates. Money.
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Grummz@Grummz·
Sony announced Foid of War. I mean God of War: Laufey. Chat will filled with cries of BORING and DESTINY 3. Nobody wanted this.
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Michael Scalzo@TheRealScyver·
@YellowFlashGuy I don't know Flash I feel like they really missed the... oohhhhh. Sarcasm. I remember.
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Flash@YellowFlashGuy·
Wow! They nailed it!
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Grummz@Grummz·
Instead of a son, you get a Cube in God of War: Laurey 😂 Voiced by Jack Quaid.
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Michael Scalzo@TheRealScyver·
@TheBugleDaily1 Bud Light has still never recovered from the loss. They held the title for over 2 decades and then overnight just fell off a cliff over this shit. Fun Fact! Michelob and Modolo are battling for the top spot. Bud isn't even in the conversation any more. It's fucking fascinating.
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The Bugle Daily
The Bugle Daily@TheBugleDaily1·
Remember that time a company that sells cheap, awful, low end, sub-par beer put Dylan Mulvaney on the can? Those were stupid times!
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Michael Scalzo@TheRealScyver·
@PolishTamales Have they considered not calling me a Nazi at the drop of a hat? Or like, not having dudes making out as your main marketing strategy? Or having your star drop an awful rap video about how white people are literally Hitler? These are not great for word of mouth.
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Michael Scalzo@TheRealScyver·
@nicholasdeorio Ok so... there's all kinds of outrage I'd like to express but it's overshadowed by the revolting mess that is this man tits. With that out of the way, anyone putting money in to this creatures pocket for any reason deserves to rot in hell.
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Michael Scalzo@TheRealScyver·
@YellowFlashGuy Listen, I feel like if they wanna be taken seriously they gotta implement some standards. These fucks are just doing the meme.
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Michael Scalzo@TheRealScyver·
@MadamSavvy They have a very limited amount of comebacks. My friend came up with a drinking game in which you say a positive thing about a woman's post and then do a shot everytime someone responds "She's not gonna sleep with you bro!"
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Savvy ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ )@MadamSavvy·
ANOTHER ONE. ANOTHER PRO CENSOR CALLING ME A MAN. They ALL DO IT. Feminist freaks. Collectiveshout and their gaggle. Someone sent this to me and i cant believe it! NONE OF THEM can imagine a world where a woman opposes them. First he called me a pedophile. Then he demanded to know about my children. Then he calls me a man.
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Awww @JonSchweppe too bad we cant all simply block what you promote as easily as you blocked me. Doesnt know basic internet safety. Cant handle one person posting data. But wants to demand YOU THE PEOPLE give all your data to a company to sell and profit off of all in the name of “protecc kids”

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Flash@YellowFlashGuy·
If I see one movie today, which should it be? Can’t decide.
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Michael Scalzo@TheRealScyver·
@GundamIsHere The very first comment is him screaming about Nazies. Says it all roght there.
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ItsGundo!@GundamIsHere·
This is why Star Wars died because people with your world view were in charge of it. I don't know what reality you live in, but Star Wars hasn't given the fans "what they wanted" since Disney bought it.
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