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Dr. Sheldon Cooper

Dr. Sheldon Cooper

@TheRealSheldonC

I'm a Caltech Theoretical Physicist with a B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., And an Sc.D. OMG Right? Bazinga!

Pasadena, CA Katılım Aralık 2011
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Dr. Sheldon Cooper@TheRealSheldonC·
Before the Big Bang, There was no up, There was no down, There was no side to side. There was no light, There was no dark, No shape of any kind. There were no stars, or planet mars, or protons to collide. There was no up, There was no down, There was no side to side.
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Sorry, did that not make any sense? How about - "A dozen, a gross, and a score, plus three times the square root of four, divided by seven, plus five times eleven, is nine squared and not a bit more."
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Dr. Sheldon Cooper@TheRealSheldonC·
(12 + 144 + 20 + 3√4)/7 + (5*11) = (182)/7 + 55 = 26 + 55 = 81
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Dr. Sheldon Cooper@TheRealSheldonC·
@qikipedia @KurtKohlstedt You see, you’d think it would be First Street, but in most towns, First Street eventually gets renamed to something else, you know, like Main Street, Broad Street, Michigan Avenue…
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According to the 1993 census data, the most common street name in the U.S. is ‘Second’. ‘First’ is the third on the list, and ‘Fourth’ is the fourth. (h/t @KurtKohlstedt)
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Dr. Sheldon Cooper@TheRealSheldonC·
Because, it’s illegal to finish a Spider-Man series.
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I’ve come to play with you again.
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Search "Thanos" on Google and click the Infinity Gauntlet. You won't be disappointed.
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No one: People that have never seen GOT: “OMG I Think I’m the only person that’s never seen an episode of Game of Thrones”
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Can we all just agree that Halloween should be on the last Saturday of October.
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The two parts to the word “helicopter” are not “heli” and “copter”, but “helico” meaning spiral, and “pter” meaning one with wings, like pterodactyl.
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