@MDLZ@TheRealTriscuit
Just opened 3 boxes of Triscuits. All stale. All from the same cursed lot. That soft crunch + faint church-basement fundraiser chocolate aftertaste? Unforgivable. I have 8 boxes. Sale ends in 2 days. Do I return them? Do I open them all? I’m spiraling. #TriscuitCrisis
Is there any way someone @mdlz or @therealtriscuit can help make this right?! It will save my day and maybe my life
25JAN26xl03
You are disobeying God and dishonoring the sanctity of nourishment by not properly seasoning your crackers @TheRealTriscuit. You should feel egregiously shame.
🚨@MDLZ QUALITY PROBLEM🚨 Opened @TheRealTriscuit tonight. 13 crackers were piled on top of plastic inside & plastic was unsealed. Filled out Triscuit.com form to report & repeatedly got "Something Went Wrong! Please try again". Just wanted cracker & WI cheese. 🤦♂️