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@TheRealTriscuit

delicious, irresistible, tweets from your favorite woven cracker

Katılım Mart 2011
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Triscuit@TheRealTriscuit·
@PincUrlz_N_FaMe hi tina! unfortunately, they are no longer available. i'll let the team know you're missing them!
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Triscuit@TheRealTriscuit·
@TomVH no promises, but i'll make sure to pass along your request to bring them back!
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Tom VanHaaren@TomVH·
@TheRealTriscuit any chance we can get you to bring back the cinnamon sugar triscuits? They were fantastic and I can’t find them anywhere
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Triscuit@TheRealTriscuit·
@MikeTruttman That's very disappointing, Mike! Please send us a DM so we can make this right for you.
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Mike Truttman@MikeTruttman·
@TheRealTriscuit I've purchased three boxes of the Smoked Gouda flavor triscuits and they have absolutely no flavor! Wtf?!
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friends of pine nuts@fransOfPineNuts·
@MDLZ @TheRealTriscuit Just opened 3 boxes of Triscuits. All stale. All from the same cursed lot. That soft crunch + faint church-basement fundraiser chocolate aftertaste? Unforgivable. I have 8 boxes. Sale ends in 2 days. Do I return them? Do I open them all? I’m spiraling. #TriscuitCrisis Is there any way someone @mdlz or @therealtriscuit can help make this right?! It will save my day and maybe my life 25JAN26xl03
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Triscuit@TheRealTriscuit·
@lgm061812 Oh no, nobody likes stale crackers. Could you please DM us?
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Tee@lgm061812·
@TheRealTriscuit hate when I can’t serve these at a family gathering because they’re stale from never sealing correctly from the plant.
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i know no pain@urprettiest8opp·
You are disobeying God and dishonoring the sanctity of nourishment by not properly seasoning your crackers @TheRealTriscuit. You should feel egregiously shame.
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Will@CrippledEagle86·
@TheRealTriscuit Just opened this new box up and what gives?!?!
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Triscuit@TheRealTriscuit·
Now I’m not explicitly saying I’m the best but I am implying it with this tweet
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Triscuit@TheRealTriscuit·
Growing up is realizing snack time can be anytime and I think that’s beautiful
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Triscuit@TheRealTriscuit·
My besties and I don’t want a dozen roses, we want to eat all the cheese in the world without our tummy’s hurting profusely afterwards
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Triscuit@TheRealTriscuit·
I know a lot of new year's resolutions is to snack less BUTTTT snacking with me is way better
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Triscuit@TheRealTriscuit·
We listen and we don’t judge: what’s a triscuit flavor you wish was real?
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Triscuit@TheRealTriscuit·
This is the year I will finally make you all realize I’m a vital charcuterie cracker
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Triscuit@TheRealTriscuit·
Sometimes when I catch people staring at me while I eat, I stare back at them as I stuff my face and wait for them to break eye contact
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Triscuit@TheRealTriscuit·
Take this as your sign that you need a midday snack
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Triscuit@TheRealTriscuit·
Imagine hating on me when I'm just eating snacks in bed, reading my new book and sipping on my sleepy girl mocktail
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