Pepperoni Cobra
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Pepperoni Cobra
@TheRealUberMike
41, American, 6’1, father.
New Orleans, LA Katılım Temmuz 2011
39 Takip Edilen12 Takipçiler
He’s literally just saying words now.
NewsWire@NewsWire_US
Trump: Last thing we need right now is a war.
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@mexic0la_ He’s taking a mental health break after that humiliating “Victory Day” experience.
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Serious question has anyone seen Vladimir Putin since the parade or am I tripping? It’s been a week now
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Clavicular looks like if you asked an AI from 2024 to generate a “hot guy”.
kira 👾@kirawontmiss
>gets invited to an interview *mogged* >gets to the court room *mogged again* The universe is embarrassing him everywhere he goes😭
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Maybe stop going to Starbucks?
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble
Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
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@SammiRaeMurray writes the best drunken poetry
Or whoever stole her phone did
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@FuckelonmuskV2 Def wasn’t me. It was the whiskey goblin. They keep kidnapping me and forcing me to DoorDash Taco Bell, only to fall asleep when it arrives.
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@neeneeruth I don’t know you but I was invested in this and I’m so happy for you and relieved that he’s safe. 🥹 Welcome home, Bear. 🖤
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BEAR CAME HOME! I left the front door open a crack when I went to sleep and he just walked right in like nothing had happened 🥹 Thank you so much to everyone for your prayers and words of encouragement and support, they have meant the world to me these past two days ❤️
the hot biscuit@neeneeruth
Bear escaped when my roommate left the door open this morning, I’ve been searching the neighborhood for three hours and I can’t find him anywhere. Please pray for his safe return, I’m losing my mind I’m so worried idk what I’m gonna do if I can’t find him.
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🇺🇸🇨🇳🚨CHINA CONFIRMS THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP LEFT BEIJING EMPTY-HANDED:
- NO agreement on Iran.
- NO concessions on Taiwan.
- NO H200 deal.
- NO decision on rare earth trucks.
- NO release of Jimmy Lai, and fewer Boeing aircraft orders than expected.
It was just a holiday trip…
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She was 19.
She had her whole life ahead of her and a transphobic man stabbed her 40 times.
The media demonises and dehumanises us. They call us parasites and dangerous, to make us acceptable targets.
But we need to live and remember the victims.
RIP Juniper.
Cloudy ⛅ (real angel)@oncloud_e
rest in peace juniper, i wish you knew in life how much you were loved in death
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not to be dramatic but this is life and death
Headquarters@HQNewsNow
Georgia has two critical Supreme Court races on Tuesday, with Miracle Rankin and Jen Jordan seeking to unseat two Republicans. The Court is currently 9 Republicans and 0 Democrats — but two victories on Tuesday would give Democrats a chance to win a 5-4 majority by 2028.
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Learning Cyrillic makes me feel like Billy Madison in that scene where he has to write in cursive in front of everyone and he gets to the “z” and completely butchers it.
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I keep edging for like 2 hours and then I get distracted and don't cum so by the time I do I'm literally having a seizure from all the pent up horny 😰 Is this the religious upbringing??? Not prioritizing my own orgasm????
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