𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗛 ☞

Bookmark this tweet, Kuna time ntakua your favourite tweep 🌟🙌 nevertheless sijui ni lini but "ipo siku"

The reason why a goat has a rope around its neck is not the same reason why a dog has a chain around its neck.

"Pika mayai mbili alafu uweke nyanya saba"

Millennials hawaezi amini tunaweza jua what's happening in the country bila kungojea news za saa moja

Everything happens at the right time, in the right way...

That one uncle from your father's side when he is drunk

Kenyan biker gives way to a driver only to be splaahed with mud, a few moments later, the driver got stuck in the mud.

Ukiona mnaanza kunyamaziana bila kukosana mjue sasa hiyo relationship itawapeleka hadi kwa ndoa,huku kwa ndoa hatuongei sana

mkicheza kamari backstreets alaf mwenye ana shuffle cards aangushe pingu😭😂

Ile kizungu inakuanga police station tunanyamazanga tu juu wako na bunduki😂😂😂

This is why I pay internet for

Msangwengwe imetetemeka vilivyo na kesho ni holidei, kesho kutwa ni wikendi yani wacha tu.

who allowed this generation to be parents😩😭😂

David didn't pray for Goliath. He killed him.

A lot is happening here 😂

Some people have zero desire to be seen. They just want a blessed and quiet life.

A man cannot make more money than his level of information. The more you know, the more you earn.

Our own Pastor Salina Jelimo Wekesa speaks again 😂. Amesema prescription ni 21/30

😭😂💔

This comrade is living in a KSh 7,500 bedsitter at Witeithie, but everything in his house is high-tech! With limited resources, the guy is already living in 2050! 😀😀

She has had sex with uglier guys than you. Approach her, don’t be scared. She's not special.