The Reaper King

Accidentally poured hotdog water over my hands. The small weenies filled with cheese.

Tried to put a water bottle cap on lip balm.

Choking on black pepper rn.

My microwave broke, but its fixed now.

My worst nightmare is to have a son with a goofy British accent.

I'm going to shit yourself.

I just put more

I put pesticide in my pepsi wild cherry.

Why tf do ankle bones

@OmiexyzB @omiexyz @TwitterGaming This mans saved my puppy from a volcano, how can you do this?

@Minimojo8 The one with Lenny and that other rando?

Well that was the most eventful paleto bank job I’ve done... 👀 #ThisIsOurs #ArmedAndReady

@drdisrespect @xQc Cursed asf

I'm all alone ;-;