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The Chicago Bulls are waiving guard Jaden Ivey after his recent anti-LGBTQ comments amid several rants on religion and other topics, sources tell ESPN.

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No one on Twitter talks about Little Feat but this is secretly one of the best live albums ever released

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

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@Patriots @TreVeyonH4 Surprised they even remembered he was on the team 😅

HBD, @TreVeyonH4 🥳

@WakeUpSleepies @dom_lucre Definitely no argument here on that 🐠 🤘

@TheReelMatty @dom_lucre We all know the greatest rock concert of all time occurred in the Florida Everglades on 12/31/99.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Grammy award winning singer Zach Bryan just made history by breaking the record for the largest concert in U.S. history, with over 112,000 people in attendance at Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

@Chilearmy123 This is absolutely fucking fantastic 🫡 🥂

I ain't saying he a coin rugger, but... $YZY

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.   Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis

Have always been a faithful @Delta customer but this is absurd and the worst airline experience I’ve ever had. Been sitting on tarmac for over 5 hours as plane was originally scheduled for 3:25 takeoff. Went back to gate in the midst of this to wait an hour for additional fuel and now back on tarmac. No rain started until last 30~ min. Horrendous experience, 5 hour delay just cancel the flight at this point.

@CodifyBaseball Banana Ball 🍌

what's your idea to make baseball better? tell me in no more than five words

@burnttoast ● - ●

who wants a doodle?? rt, comment ● - ●, and follow me so I can dm you if you're chosen. you can unfollow me after, all good

@Chilearmy123 This is amazing dude! 🫡

If "Hey There Delilah" was written by a Memecoin Trader

@ashrobin @realDonaldTrump @kantolabs Cook gawd 🔥

@awwtisticSOL @ryancad_ @Fashoben @ashrobin

@Azuki Sheeeeeeesh! This is so dope! 🔥

Who’s watching Squid Game?

@ashrobin @kantolabs It’s Christmas brother, Merry Christmas 💙 🎄

I wanted to take a moment and wish everyone a Happy Holidays! 🎅 this has been the most difficult yet rewarding year of my life I'm proud and grateful for what I've built and what @KantoLabs has become I couldn't have done it without all of you, so thank you for everything ✌️

@dotkrueger Moar bitcoin!

What do you buy to treat yourself at bitcoin 150k ?

@JacobKinge Just wait till you hear about the US dollar and *losing value*

Bitcoin lost over one-tenth of its value in less than a day. This is the so-called "store of value" that maxis are urging everyone to buy in at all-time highs. In reality, it’s nothing more than a giant trap propped up by Tether, designed to lure in retail investors while insiders are wash trading and money laundering. Bitcoin will easily drop sub $10K again during the next bear market. It’s a ticking time bomb waiting to explode.

@ZssBecker The real question is could even YOU learn guitar in the next 24h without existing musical knowledge?

You should probably learn guitar in the next 24 hours if you wanna win the cypher. I'm gonna start leaving hints like this and then delete them after 1 to 10 minutes. You should prob turn on notifications.

Shooting. Like/share/comment to win cool points. Video drops tomorrows. First meme cypher unveiled. I think...actually know...We are about to a see a boomer coin rally. ETH is going to floor. ETH AI coins are going to surge. I'll tell you which ones cuz I'm nice.