Michael Riel

“DIANA OPEN UP THESE PEARLY GATES RIGHT NOW!!”

⚠️ Time to BeReal. ⚠️

Prince Charles tonight

the queen in the purgatory battlefield fighting for her life to not be reincarnated as trisha paytas’s baby

Queen Elizabeth running into XXXTentacion in hell

I might get shit for this but voguing is literally just the Macarena for gay people

I’ve come to the conclusion that the only people who post on insta are people who go to four year college

I stg nurses and nursing majors are the reason this pandemic is so bad

@brit860 Huddle

Strength 😞

@missf00n Yeah and the articles all of the suburban housewives send me are just conservative opinion posts. All they do is bitch and moan

Why is it that trumps supporters first defense mechanism is to call me uneducated when I literally present them with facts ?

@kelseyhorn24 Same I felt so honored

@meganm_57 LITERALLY ME. BUT LIKE MORE THAN ONCE

I told my girlfriend I wanted to punt a baby ONE TIME and now she won’t stop bringing it up. It’s like an eternal punishment.

@malloryvillwock Mine is bisexuals will terrorize traditional masculinity

How tf do the aliens from chicken little have sex?

I’m sick of seeing overly saturated pictures of fall colors like bitch stop getting our hopes up

I kinda wanna see what my grandparents rice purity test scores are

@coleabraham110 This is hard reading as I still see you as a child