Robert Red Ford™

As an online nobody, I feel honored to have so many people enduring my written and legitimate grift against the Nazis. Some of you might even be way better than I am as person, and would deserve more stage than this pathetic character I portray in this network... Now, that I ended with this self dishonest modesty tirade (because in reality I'm the most awesome dude in the world), click that follow button and let's make these MAGA fuckers go through online hell 🤣🤣

🚨Breaking: Trump will repurpose the Reflecting Pool into a kart racing track

We all know who he's talking about, and it will be glorious

If you want to know what kind of person Lindsey Graham was, listen to what Capitol police officers have to say about him, not Democratic senators.

@thejackhopkins Sellouts, all of them

I lost a lot of respect for many Democratic leaders this weekend, who had kind words for Lindsey Graham. You tone deaf motherfuckers.

BREAKING: Trump drained the reflecting pool and it DID reveal damage... tire marks.

Onion is the goat

Who never hated, you don't know what you're missing! 🤣

@theliamnissan Naa.. that's totally legit!

Did they seriously release an Ai generated photo as proof-of-life for Mitch McConnell?

RIP Queen

@keithedwards LOL, I saw what you did there! :D

31 years in office. 0 sexual assault allegations from women. RIP king

I'm not a hateful person, I just hate hateful pieces of shit worthy of being hated, that's totally different!

@karma633843369 @RepJackKimble Lucky guy!

@TheRobRedFord @RepJackKimble Does his wife have three hands....🤔

Wow! It seems a lot of people owe me an apology. McConnell released a photo and he is not dead.

Joe Biden gonna out-live all these MFs

Oh yeah, Conchichitas, I've requested a small leave from my heavenly place, to come down here in order to properly receive Lindsey Graham, as one should! It's a bit warm, but you guys know me, I'll do anything for my #Smokefleet muchachos! I'll let you know how it went! Keep it frosty my muchachitos!

@TrumpLawGrad I'm dead too

@TheRobRedFord I used to like you but now your a big dum jerk. Never watching you’re movies again.

Please do not bury Graham in fertile soil, everything will die around his grave. Treat him like radioactive material and send the fucker to space in one of Elon Musk exploding rockets. Every hate for that guy is justified. Good riddance, fucker

@TheTweetOfGod You took too long to take him

Anybody who thinks I don't want you to be glad when certain people are dead is utterly unfamiliar with My work.

The amount of hate I've been seeing here, around Grahams death, is out of this world... ...and totally justified