Ross Rowley

@ohhanxiety Its a fucking camera.

Anybody..

@Matt_Pinner Retroreceptor, Renormaliser, Rollercoaster, Remonstrator... to name a few

No word starts with 'R' and ends with 'R' Prove me wrong???

@honeymoon250 Whitney. Why? TS is good, very good, but Whitney holds a guiness world record for most awarded female vocalist of all time.

Can you think of ONE

@MomsPostingLs I love how parody accounts are now basically rage bait machines...

@Marlayna29 Neither. A strong man thanks them both for their opinions, but makes his own decision.

Who should he listen to first?

@Matt_Pinner ...3 legged baby. Definitely an alien. Call the MIB.

Can you identify what wrong with this family?

@WomenBeingAwful Sex is a biological imperative, you produce something which is in line with that, and YOU CREATE THE MARKETPLACE. Not the other way around.

You're all disgusting too, why not accountability for all of them?

@BellaBaddie__ LoTR, Twin Towers OST

If someone offered you $1,000,000 to listen to one album for 48 hours straight, which album are you choosing ?

@LibertyCappy Unable to spell 5 petter word. Retard detected. Opinion invalid.

Lets settle this once and for all Is she attractive?

@lawyer_memes 11am. Quite literally, ante-meridiem, or before midday, the definition of morning.

A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.

@Fastway_SA "The courier was unable to deliver the parcel as the consignee rejected the delivery." - Except, no one came to my house, no one is answering the phone, and low and behold, no real people on the whatsapp number which is on a feedback loop... 0 stars.

@Sentletse Yes, we should

South Africa has the means to develop nuclear bombs within 3 weeks and we should.

@RmSalih @metpoliceuk Muslim isn't a race. Let's start there shall we?

Calling a people "inbreds" is a racial hate crime in the UK. This man needs to be arrested. @metpoliceuk

@SteveSkojec I had all thee. Yep. '88 here.

Since when did Millennials have Walkmans and land lines?

@prinkasusa Absolutely agree IF the other side is also made equal - if the man doesn't or didn't want it, there should not be a responsibility for him to provide either.

If abortion is criminalized, men should lose the right to walk away from a pregnancy too. You can’t force someone to carry a child and let the other parent off the hook. Responsibility doesn’t get a free pass.

@Matt_Pinner Me. I'm stopping me.

Honestly Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this?

@LeeHurstComic That falls under self defence. So yes.

Yes.

@Sadie_NC Our cats eat on the counter on the opposite side of the dish rack, because we have a dog that would eat their food at feeding time. However, on the kitchen island? No. On the food counters? No.

I may lose some followers over this, and I'm sorry to the cat people. It’s gross to me to have a cat—or any animal—walking on my counters where food is prepared or placed.

@MrPitbull07 I'll take the $10. Clearly you don't need it so...

@Knick_RSA It 100% hasn't produced an EFF or ANC Cadre, that's arguably 100 times worse.

This place will produce a Netanyahu very soon 😭