The Sack Report

The Roosters are expected to use the spare cap space to target both Payne Haas and Adin Fonua-Blake, per reports

BREAKING: Reece Walsh’s ex-partner describes it as her “best day ever” as Broncos fullback signs $5 million extension

BREAKING: Parramatta Eels reportedly excited for chance to sign a fullback with “a bit of X factor”

BREAKING: Ben Hunt on being sacked by the Dragons: “Now I know how it feels to be the guy drafted after Bronny James” per source

BREAKING: Reece Walsh reportedly called Latrell Mitchel “the softest bloke in the world”. Per source

David Fifita backflipped on the Roosters after a “reliable source” informed him he would only be paid $400,000 in the final year of his contract, per source

In a heartbreaking twist of events, sources tell us the child that was struck was Jayden Brailey.

It’s alleged that Ponga, after losing yesterdays match, threw his water bottle across the dressing room in frustration and struck a Make a Wish child in the head

BREAKING: NZ Police are reviewing an alleged post game incident involving Kalyn Ponga yesterday. More to come

Hearing that Josh Schuster has REJECTED a potential swap to the Dragons. He looked at Google reviews for KFC joints around Kogarah and was “disappointed” in what he saw, per source.

BREAKING: Spencer Leniu set to avoid suspension after the judiciary was handed a “glowing” character reference by Jarome Luai, per sources

BREAKING: reading into trial results is overrated unless it’s Souths getting smashed, per sources

BREAKING: Luciano Leilua claims he was not drink driving and was instead “just waiting for a mate”, per sources

Shane Flanagan on why the Dragons have signed Raymond Faitala-Mariner: “I didn’t let Kyle (Flanagan) have McDonalds after training yesterday and felt really bad, so when he asked if he could have Raymond today I just gave in” per sources

Todd Payten on his decision to switch captains: “Well Jason’s only playing 30 minutes a game this season so it was pretty pointless making him captain, and I’m trying to get Chad on the next flight to Wollongong anyway” per sources

BREAKING: Tevita Pangai Jr will NOT be joining the Brisbane Broncos. He walked away from the deal when the club revealed they would not match the $10 million he’d receive from a fight against Floyd Mayweather, per source

Breaking: Cameron Ciraldo on why the club is chasing Terrell and Taylan May: “Look obviously we’re the family club and blah blah, but we deeply believe Tyrone May is the player we need at the club to win a premiership and this is a way to secure him” per sources

Welcome our new Laundry Coordinator, @utdben1. Read more about Ben’s appointment: melbc.it/4ancv1b

BREAKING: The Brisbane Broncos are the shame of Rugby League

BREAKING: After watching the Wallabies lose 40-6 against Wales this morning, Joseph Suaalii has decided he will instead move to the AFL