Sam Handwich

@PapaJohnsUK Can't seem to DM. On Saturday the 2nd of May I ordered a pizza from a branch in Southend-on-Sea. I assume the delivery rider must have had it in his bag at an angle as it had all slopped to one side.

@TheSamHandwich Hi there, we are really sorry to see your pizza arrived wonky! Can you please send us a DM so we can look into this further? Many thanks

@PapaJohns this is how my pizza arrived. I don't think that's normal.

@SafemoonSui @Cobratate Because he's flat in front like a Ken doll.

@Cobratate Why is Tate always angry?

I must have missed the memo

It's not racism It's pattern-recognition

@Shagga_Ga72 @janetorion1 @DeborahMeaden Yes, we can learn so much from fictional characters.

@janetorion1 @DeborahMeaden Lest we forget Eve in the garden of Eden.

The depravity.. and I fear we haven’t seen the worst

What would you name this dog

What does your country have?

@firearmvideos Arthur Porkin

What’s his cowboy name?

Just been nicked for a second time for doing more than 20mph in outer London while a mate of mine in North London faces losing his licence soon for running up 12pts for breaking that limit 4 times. There will be record driving disqualification going through the courts. . Khan will be so pleased. Almost impossible to do 20mph for any period of time. Cars weren’t built to go that slowly.

@cryptuber @NoContextHumans Boddle of wadda 🇺🇸

@NoContextHumans you forgot the main one

Biggest difference between the Uk & Us

@h_swanson1 @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS You keep telling yourself that.

@TheSamHandwich @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS A swastika is a swastika 🙈 And no the white poppies meaning was changed when it was appropriated by the far left

Zack Polanski wears a white poppy as he overlooks Remembrance Sunday ceremony at the Cenotaph gbnews.com/politics/zack-…

@h_swanson1 @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS I don't see how. The swastika was visually changed and reappropriated for the nazi party, the white poppy hasn't changed and still means what it did in 1933.

@TheSamHandwich @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS Thank you for proving my point

@h_swanson1 @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS In Buddhism it still is.

@TheSamHandwich @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS Evidently, unless you think the swastika is still a symbol of peace?

@h_swanson1 @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS If you say so, flower.

@TheSamHandwich @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS Which kind of destroys your argument petal

@h_swanson1 @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS Everyone knows it was, it was also the other way around, which is still a symbol of peace.

@TheSamHandwich @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS Wait until you find out the swastika was a symbol of peace before the national socialists appropriated it 👀

@h_swanson1 @sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS

@sammichaelcomic @GBNEWS Wrong. One was the symbol of national socialism. And the other is a left wing symbol trying to hijack the poppy. Did you really need that explaining to you?

@Ambient442 @rivkaete @SophieP25397 @GBNEWS

Stop lying. I did not ignore anyone. I asked for a list of names of trans and lesbians. What is wrong with you that you can not read and understand someone's post, but instead, come out with utter nonsense and make thing's up? Only the red poppy stands for the people who served for the UK. Why would a gay man need his own colour poppy if he's fighting the same fight? Virtue signaling crap.

@WaifuSplit @BishoujoMom @KittenVox There was no recipe. Typical clickbait.

Hazard's ICONIC cake recipe! Cosplay: @BishoujoMom Voice: @KittenVox

@CiliaBursens @CrazyVibes_1 @elonmusk With every purchase of 5?

@CrazyVibes_1 @elonmusk

Can’t believe it’s been so long 😂

@jdpoc @TheIndGroup You partly quoted him word for word and chose to leave out context. He said "I think it's fantastic… London today has just been empty… you can whizz about. We have to balance it, though, don’t we? Because this is the BBC." He then continued with what you quoted. It's a joke.

@TheIndGroup He did indeed, I quoted him word for word. What’s it like in your brain, it must be so funny to be so vacant headed.

A reminder that Clarkson, who was involved in protest action today, stated that such people who are involved in such action should be 'taken outside and executed in front of their families'.