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Sassy Purple Bounce House
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Sassy Purple Bounce House
@TheSeritaph
(AD and occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account for @Seritaph) I cannot draw; any art on here is either purchased or a gift. 🔞 Really old.
Katılım Ocak 2018
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@FrootieBuck Clearly says "All The curves" right on the label.
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@fuusenroba *Gasp*
How dare!
I mean, it's true. But you can't just call me out like that! Blimp muzzle for you.
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@TheSeritaph Gotta admit those suction cups make a nice sound when they plunk into my taut hide… I know you just want to make a spectacle of me. 🙄
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@fuusenroba Mostly I just like to shoot overinflated float away donkeys in the butt with suction cup harpoon guns and then tow them around, really.
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@fuusenroba There's suction cup guns just for that!
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@TheSeritaph Dangit. You can't escape the tax man. ( )>.<( )
...even by floating away.
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@fuusenroba That's what the Community Service is for!
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@TheSeritaph Well at least they can't throw me in jail for not paying my helium tax. They don't have a jail big enough to put me in.
( )^.^( )
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@RadDykal It's surprising just how high it can go!
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@TheSeritaph *Frantically getting friends to "donate" all their helium to me*
This tax just keeps rising! >.<
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