The Slates

Blaenau's lookin' bewtiful tonight.

@crispybear1 @TheDaveBrookes @jamieradio @MarkTheTravel @bethroberts_tnt WHAT?! We'll do your slate. We loves slate.

We'll be wormin' the quarry workers tomorrow; so 'appy St. Doughnut's Day in advance. Slate swses!

Never thought we'd see it 'appen...but the Coca-Cola truck's come to Blaenau Ffestiniog! Bewtiful, mun :)

Kyffin the copper's already given 'im a warnin', but Samuel's showin' off 'is pumpkins again.

@MarkTheTravel @Goleudy @MellyStark WHAT?!

@MarkTheTravel No.

@MarkTheTravel No. Anyways; 'ow did EWE get on this PTSN station? Ewe're that car man, innewe?!

@MarkTheTravel No.

@MarkTheTravel Bewtiful. Smells of fish, mind.

@MarkTheTravel It was a typo. I meant VJs. I've been at the Guinness with Peris.

@MarkTheTravel Who do ewe think it is, ewe dull bugger?! Honestly...all ewe PJs are the same. Pretend ewe're brainy an' that. Disgusting.

@MarkTheTravel Course it is. Sybil won it on the bingo. Well...Beryl won it, but Sybs robbed 'er in the car park.

@MarkTheTravel What does ewe think, mun?!

We does like that @MarkTheTravel on the GPSN wireless station. 'e's like Fluff Freeman. Only not dead.

Where's that Antoine de Caunes fella? #Eurotrash2015

These arrived today. I think Samuel mis'eard me when I said we was 'avin an Election Party tonight. #GE2015

David Camelot - puffy. Ed Millipede - snotty. Nick Clog - fluffy. Nigel Massage - wrinkly. We're votin' for Ted 'eath. #Election1975

Mind ewe. That Richard won't be the last fella to 'ave 'is face reconstructed after leaving a car park in Leicester. #RichardIII