Casablanca

Algernon

Idk what tf got into me that I just want a super big loud obscene bike for no reason, I’m becoming one of those fat white boomers🥀

I’m still waitin, Harvey

He saw me with my berets the other night n now he tryna be me

The new Laika film must be watched by everyone no matter what

Maybe paying a grand for a pair of frames is just me being manic again but man am I gonna look cool

@sadspamdiary2 Literal health boost

@simone66789 I actually checked it after 3 months not being on, no way they put me in the rotation that quick

@sadspamdiary2 Hey actually make your twitter unprivate for a couple hours, I just want a special someone to see this tweet

You’re telling me I missed mannequin pussy…

@sadspamdiary2 I’d be mad at you too for what I did tbh

I think at this point I’ve threatened a man at every bar I’ve been to Jesus

I’ll have the courage to do karaoke in front of everyone one day! Just not tonight

I really do like monkey pants but Jesus why do y’all only have one singular fuckin bartender

Ant had a blueberry donut with a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee and he is fucking killin me with his breath

@Mesa0333 Girl stfu

Love that people consider it such a big thing to be on my insta dump

If I had a nickel everytime a ex reached out to me on my business work trip it’d only be 2 nickels but it’s weird that’s it happened twice now

Immaculate timing girl

My true calling has always been to be table top Joe!

Cirque de soleil has inspired me to join the circus

@SpookyBajaBlast Verizon funded baby

Ant n I had the brightest idea to party all night until our 7 am flight to Vegas