The Snapdragon

@Comm0nSense79 @Sandford_Police The Andys will no doubt be on the case imminently.

You dudes are just being arrogant now trying to make fun of yourselves for a really poorly landed post. You got your fifteen minutes of fame, sorry it hit you in the behind for the stupidity of the post. F with an American right now, you will be dog piled. Remember me from yesterday? It can worsen if you like.

Our Chief Officers Group have had an emergency meeting this morning and decided to ban Elon Musk from the Greater Sandford Area

@ksorbs @JoJoFromJerz The medical term for a miscarriage is literally a "spontaneous abortion". Ireland introduced abortion legislation after a married mother died because medical staff were legally unable to abort her non-viable baby. That is where some US states are right now and it's happening.

@JoJoFromJerz My daughter has this amazing ability to keep her legs closed. (Also a miscarriage isn’t abortion, stop gaslighting women)

I have a question for girl dads who voted for Trump, You say it’s your job to protect her. So if a year from now, she is lying in a hospital bed dying from sepsis after being denied miscarriage care, what will you say when she asks you why you didn’t protect her from Trump?

@wikivictorian Gosh, I didn't realise waxing was such a thing back then 😁

Witches going to their Sabbath, by Spanish painter Luis Ricardo Falero (1878). Kunsthalle München.

@mrsnodes @terryandrob It appears you've never read any Terry Pratchett 😁

@terryandrob Nice take on it but that’s Marx, isn’t it?? (Happy to stand corrected 😀)

You can’t start with a democracy. You have to work up through stuff like tyranny and monarchy first. That way people are so relieved when they get to democracy that they hang on to it. – Terry Pratchett, A Blink of the Screen

@SangitaMyska I'm insisting Trump will win. I just need to preload my foreboding...

I feel extraordinarily anxious about what tomorrow might bring …. #USElection

@SangitaMyska It's the hope that kills you 😬😬

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@BladeoftheS Even if he was able to I really can't see that ending at all well 😁

It looks like Donald Trump might flee the USA to go to Scotland. What are your thoughts on that?

@LillianaFuture Every British person knows exactly what this is 😁

are you… not supposed to?

@terryandrob I'm reminded that my son, about 13-14 years ago was told that he couldn't choose Night Watch for an A level English piece because it wasn't "advanced enough".

So proud that Sir Terry Pratchett's NIGHT WATCH is to become a Penguin Classic. It will publish in April 2025 to coincide with Terry Pratchett Day. terrypratchett.com/news/terry-pra…

@rhipratchett @timestalkerfilm Love Anne Rice'e novel but have "issues" with Tom Cruise (in that I struggle to watch his smug face in anything 😁). Completely illogical I know but I've not managed more than 20 mins of his Lestat 🤦 Might now give this a go 😎

Interview with the Vampire (the series) is delicious television. Been very impressed with it so far. The cast are all brilliant and Jacob Anderson is a revelation. He’s also fab in @timestalkerfilm too.

@AndyPlumb4 I'm beginning to think selling those water canon was a daft idea...

@Beany_1 @deelomas That's Americanisation of British English for you *sigh* We'll be saying "burglarized" next 🤦

What’s a ‘new’ word that you fvcking hate? Mine is ‘staycation’. I’ve never known such a bollocky word in all my days. When we were kids we didn’t go abroad but we did go on holiday - up to the lakes, or to Devon or Cornwall or the Broads. It was a fvcking holiday. A. HOLIDAY.

@chazza I really, really hope you get the help & support you need but please if this ever crosses your mind again think about the train driver. They are told that if anyone jumps they should just hit the brakes & leave the cab but it's not always possible. Wishing you all the best xx

tonight, i was close to taking my life. i sat at my local train station, waiting for the one late train that doesn’t stop at the platform. as i got up, a woman and her child came around the corner.

@Paul_B_Coleman If his god is omnipresent why couldn't he have indulged his bent for "silent prayer" back at home? What purpose other than to intimidate/harass as per section 9 Public Order Act 2023

Today, a man was criminally convicted for standing still, silently praying, in England. I've now had chance to read the decision in full. A short thread below. And before you get to the end, you can support Adam here: adf.uk/support-adam/

Around midnight last night, I went for a walk in the field near my house when I heard a noise in the distance... A thread 🧵

@EdH_B @toryboypierce 😂😂😂😂😂

@toryboypierce Is that partially because they are distracted by having to learn Welsh?

20 % of children in Wales can't read or write when they start secondary school. What a shocking indictment of 20 years of Welsh Labour government

@NoContextBrits Ogmore by Sea, Wales

What’s the most random pub name you’ve seen?

@nbcsnl Now THIS is how to do it properly 😎😁 youtu.be/ZDKF8KkD7rE?si…

Oasis confirms they're gonna be cool to tour

@ProfBrianCox Near Carmarthen ☺️

Some really wonderful pictures of the Aurora this evening - here’s a beautiful one from Cheshire. Have a look if the sky is clear!

@dontdelay These responses are so "English" mainly because prescriptions are free in Wales and Scotland.

60 is not elderly Brad Pitt is 60 Sandra Bullock is 60 Jeff Bezos is 60 Courtney Cox is 60