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🚨JUST IN🚨 Two ""famous"" TTTE community members "LOTT" and "Hugo" were both fatally killed in a drunk driving accident this morning. At 3:57 AM, Hugo was hit by Leader's car, causing his body to basically explode on the inside. Moments later, Leader crashed into a nearby tree.

BREAKING 2026 SERIES MERCH NEWS Recently, one of our insiders has asked Mattel CEO Ynon Kreiz about what they plan on doing about the quality control issues on the Thomas & Friends™ 2026 Motorized line. His response: “Next question!”

WORLD CUP NEWS Norway has been eliminated from the World Cup. They lost 2-1 to England. Elias the Little Rescue Boat was found dead on the coast of Cozy Cove following Norway’s loss. (Source: foxnews.com)

Starting August 1st, to play Thomas & Friends: Wonders of Sodor, you now need: • Age check • ID verification • 2-Factor Authentication • Active Dovetail Games Plus subscription • Blood oath to Gemma Brown and Rob O'Farrell😲 (Source: dovetailgames.com/wonders-of-sod…)