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Today, after several delegates questioned her research, conclusions, logic, & decision making during yesterday's council meeting, Clr Pauls said in a statement, "The rules were you weren't going to fact check."

Kanye West & Taylor Swift, Madonna & Elton John, Cameron Kroetsch & JP Danko? A made-in #HamOnt feud is playing out on social media right now. While it may not end up on a BuzzFeed listicle, for some any public celebrity beef just can't be ignored.

President-elect Donald Trump says he's looking forward to 8 more years in the White House—"My first term was 'President Donald Trump', this time it's 'Convicted Felon President Donal Trump', so that resets the 2-term limit."

Ford 'optimistic' about second Trump presidency, says Ontario and U.S. share ‘important’ rich friends.

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Ford 'optimistic' about second Trump presidency, says Ontario and U.S. share ‘important’ friendship. toronto.ctvnews.ca/ford-optimisti…

You know, like Ed Rogers and Conrad Black, and whoever funded Trump Tower Toronto.

#ONpoli Hey Doug Ford, what are your thoughts on the RCMP investigation into the Greenbelt deals?

@TheSpecPitchbot Local councillors: DEAL!

Homelessness is on the rise in Ontario. While cities are struggling with Charter protections to limit where the homeless can legally exist, Ford is daring them to approach on bended knee & beg for the notwithstanding clause. Trudeau has pledged federal support by expanding MAID.

As a legal battle over unhoused people's right to exist comes to a head some Clrs are looking for a more final solution to the homeless question. In response to the case Clr Danko said "I don't get how anyone can support encampments", adding, "I don't support the homeless at all.

Read "Given expected population growth LRT should be remapped to service Barton & Tiffany", "Wearing your everyday work clothes is a lazy Halloween costume", "I never knew those were supposed to be bike lanes", & more in today's Letters to the Editor.

So you dressed as... yourself, ostensibly?

#ONpoli BREAKING: Doug Ford announces $18 Trillion in funding for new LiUNA bike lane removal training centre in Vaughan