Brendon B. Brendon
27.7K posts

Brendon B. Brendon
@TheStatsRobot
I do stats, medsci, plants. Biostatistician. Rōnin malewife. Bisexual Heteromantic. I live alone and drink a lot of tea. he/him. 5'3 (derogatory)
Denver, CO Katılım Ekim 2012
499 Takip Edilen350 Takipçiler
Sabitlenmiş Tweet

@Astro_Eggcelent Why are we the ones who keep rolling ones? Biden's brain falling apart, Fetterman's secret Republican turn
English

We should really be able to recall senators or something
You can't just have a dude enirely change all of his positions 1 year into a 6 year term
VOIDFILL🕳️@SOPROSOCIAL
“There is no historical analog to this”
English

@That_Ethan_2 Sometimes I just enjoy the glazing from people when I show it off. Like just looking for that little mental fill up
English

@That_Ethan_2 Yeah you almost don't have to ask 90% of the time
English

The difference of course, is that the democratic candidate has a chance of becoming governor. Mr. Bottoms does not.
Kyle Clark@KyleClark
For what it’s worth, can you imagine if a Dem candidate for Colorado Governor butchered a map of rural Colorado like this? The map and the subsequent outrage would be a week long story.
English

@TheStatsRobot @vevaltacct Half of them are probably trans women lol.
English

@Sievelll @chillicothe20 There's nothing more scientists love than the overconfidence of economists understanding just enough of your field of study to say they have completely mastered it
English

This is probably the picture of myself I've hated the most in a long long time.
Brendon B. Brendon@TheStatsRobot
@shazzity At work they put so many lights all over that my chin looks like it flows right into my neck and my eyes are filled with stars
English

@FrappuccinoSlim Italians fucking love cheese. They put lactose on everything.
English

Wh*tes and their god damn lactose
theo luminati 👁️🗨️▲@theoluminati
I made the clutch move of ordering milk at 1 am
English

@chillicothe20 @Sievelll How's your R and SQL skills? Good with long form categorization and wide form transformation?
English

@kentucky_kiwi We're not supposed to say that word anymore
English


@chillicothe20 This was while we were in Florida for the Program Director Conference
English

@TheStatsRobot But you work remotely? They didn't just snap you on zoom with your bookshelf and awards behind you?
English

@chillicothe20 Where else would you do employee photos?
English

@shazzity Everyone lines up and the guy goes, "look in the center here, next." He's taking 30 people's pictures
English

@TheStatsRobot Workplace should hire someone else to do the photography for next time.
English

@shazzity At work they put so many lights all over that my chin looks like it flows right into my neck and my eyes are filled with stars

English




