Tim Durham

I will never pin a tweet to my profile

There is no better microcosm of Indiana weather than a 30-degree difference between two locations separated by 660 feet

@By_NathanBrown @IMS @IndyCar This one’s legal! @FlagsForGood sells 2’x3’ IMS flags, so I’m in the clear… I hope

@TheTimDurham @IMS @IndyCar Eddie Murphy on Line 1 for flag size compliance infraction

It is May, after all

@asw10429 @Hinchtown @AlexanderRossi @AskOffTrack I just have to bring my own weed whacker

@TheTimDurham @Hinchtown @AlexanderRossi @AskOffTrack I bet your barber charges you a premium given all the extra work needed, Thim.

I agree @Hinchtown @AlexanderRossi @AskOffTrack

@Squirrel1633K @AlexanderRossi @thesportsbill @AskOffTrack

@TheTimDurham @AlexanderRossi @thesportsbill @AskOffTrack Just have them eat the whole time. Then people won't hear them breathe?

@AskOffTrack please address @AlexanderRossi inhaling on mic so distracting

@AlexanderRossi @thesportsbill @AskOffTrack We’ve been working on finding an IndyCar driver to take over as co-host that doesn’t need to breathe, but sadly they’re all pretty oxygen dependent

@thesportsbill @AskOffTrack lol.

Rewatching Blade Runner. It’s crazy how much they got right about 2019

@tdgross89 Bit?

@TheTimDurham We are still doing that bit?

I thought we were recapping Nashville this week

@Carlton886 This scene is scary for multiple reasons

@TheTimDurham The heck with all that Tim i hope we discuss the helium shortage this week.

Absurd

@jtthenutt @AskOffTrack @Hinchtown @AlexanderRossi You’re welcome!

@AskOffTrack @Hinchtown @AlexanderRossi @TheTimDurham tune in for racing stay for the travel leave because Tim makes you depressed about Helium when you're just on the way to get some bomb ass street tacos for lunch

In case no one’s mentioned it yet, it’s finally May! What does this month and the 500 mean to you? Listen to our latest episode and let us know! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/off… @Hinchtown @AlexanderRossi @TheTimDurham #IndyCar #Indy500 #ThisIsMay

@mdl8767 Ordered this, too! @FlagsForGood

@TheTimDurham This is a licensed 2'x3' IMS flag flagsforgood.com/collections/in…

@JRHildehair @AskOffTrack @Hinchtown @AlexanderRossi Fantastic! Ordering now!

@AskOffTrack @Hinchtown @AlexanderRossi @TheTimDurham Does this solve the flag problem? unitedstateofindiana.com/products/vinta…

Happy Primary Day, Indiana! Don’t forget to vote!

@KysDya31 @LostMemeArchive Damn, that does look just like me. And those shoes are pretty slick…

@LostMemeArchive This is what @TheTimDurham is spending his money on instead of dinner with his friends

1 2 Buckle My Shoe (2023)

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for @jdouglas4 tonight

@Hinchtown The Czech language took this to heart. The Dutch went the other way

Unprompted in the car, Becky, gazing out of the window at the world passing by on I-465, blurts out loud, “no one uses vowels anymore…” Scared to ask any follow up questions, but inquiring minds need to know. Will report back.

Guess I’ll just walk