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PharaohUTD🥇🏐

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PharaohUTD🥇🏐
PharaohUTD🥇🏐@TheTochukwu·
Lol "Spoiling the image of your country" ? What did you all expect with the kind of atrocities you spill about nigeria online everyday, For clout, For propaganda. E don affect your plans to JAPA you don dey complain. You are the problem too, all of you on this twitter NG
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司马平邦
司马平邦@chinasmpb·
来自欧洲的塞尔维亚总统武契奇在中国声称自己的国家只是一个小国——当然,与中国相比,塞尔维亚确实很小,但是,习近平在为他授勋的时候,不但满眼热情,而且双手相握,完全是真情流露。 我们中国人的价值观里,对待真正的朋友,从来都无分他们是贫穷还是富有,凡是朋友就都要真心相待,相信武契奇一定能感知得到。 中国对塞尔维亚其实并没有太多的奢望,只是希望这个国家能在欧洲的氛围里成功地生存下去,我们能帮一点儿是一点儿;而对武契奇总统这样的真汉子,中国所能给予的是最大的尊重,这其实也与塞尔维亚的大小无关。 天下朋友如胶漆,万古云霄一羽毛。
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Willy🦅
Willy🦅@iluv_papi·
My grandpa is mentally sharp and ungovernable
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Ozor Ndi Ozor
Ozor Ndi Ozor@OzorNdiOzor·
He caught his wife with a prominent wealthy man from his town and reported it to the police. Instead of investigating, the officers arrested him and he spent 30 days in jail. To seek revenge, he joined Boko Haram, later attacked the station, and k1lled every policeman.
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Tarelayefa
Tarelayefa@Sugar_Pops_·
Apparently, it now costs almost 80k to fill tank. We spent another 140k buying foodstuff, diapers and whatnots. Then Oga insisted we stop at a phone accessory shop because life apparently cannot continue without a new pouch and power bank for his laptop. Each time Oga wants to step out of the car to buy something, he will say I should keep the ac running because he doesn’t want heat to finish his kids. On top 80k fuel I just bought!!??? That one almost caused quarrel inside market. Finally, we stopped to buy bread and my card declined. Insufficient funds, so we bought only two loaves and some other unnecessary items. We got home and this man had the audacity to try and sleep after making noodles for everybody. He started complaining that he’s exhausted. I told him I must eat homemade banga soup this evening and I don’t want to hear stories that touch. He said it’s inhumane to expect him to enter kitchen after market stress. As I type this, he’s currently in the kitchen making stew and banga soup while watching Sisi Yemmie on YouTube. Baby is parked beside him in the stroller because he does not know how to use wrapper to back baby. He asked me to help look after the baby but my PCV dropped sharply after spending all that money so I need to rest as per provider that I am. I reminded him that: -the house has not been swept or mopped since morning -bedsheets need changing - there’s laundry to be done too By the way, we’ve started potty training Eden, meaning no diaper at all. This sweet child pooped on the floor and Oga is gradually losing it. Ezer too is hungry and needs feeding. Oga don hiss like one thousand times. My account balance may be flatlined, but at least somebody else is suffering with me. I’m in my neighbour’s house doing aproko. I’m waiting for night to reach so I can ask for conjugal rights. 🫠
Tarelayefa@Sugar_Pops_

My husband and I had a big fight yesterday. We ended it with switching roles for an entire day to get perspective on each other’s life and routine. We’re currently on our way to the market and my card is with Oga. We’ve branched a supermarket because Oga says he has cravings. He said he needs to fill his fuel tank too. Men too wicked 😭😭😭🙆🏾‍♀️

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𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
can't stop thinking about people that first ate mushrooms they found and just had to go through trial and error of like, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately and this one makes you see God for a week
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Orwell & Goode
Orwell & Goode@OrwellNGoode·
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kelvin
kelvin@kelvinholdon·
I don go mistakenly sleep for afternoon, I go too think about my life this midnight
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Slay Jimmy 🦍
Slay Jimmy 🦍@slay_jimmy·
I just learned Pedri has 21 career assists. I hope Bruno Fernandes accepts my humble apology.
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Psalm
Psalm@UTDPsalm·
Bruno Fernandes under SAF would have won the same number of trophies as Roy Keane and probably more So, miss me with the whole trophy bullshit
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Cristiano Junior (fan)
Cristiano Junior (fan)@CristianoJrx10·
🚨🗣️ Erling Haaland: "The moment Cristiano Ronaldo scores 1,000 goals will be the greatest achievement an athlete can ever accomplish."
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Joshwelt
Joshwelt@weltszzn·
Michael Jackson really got in the studio and said you ain’t my bitch & that ain’t my kid hehe wooohoooo 😭
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Ilemona
Ilemona@I_Am_Ilemona·
Roy Keane who got himself so drunk he was arrested 2 days before an FA Cup Final and Fergie had to bail him is suddenly the model of good behaviour and patron saint of football conduct? You people shouldn't annoy me please.
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Ungugu, MD
Ungugu, MD@whales_medics·
I was in the hospital with my wife and she was asked about any allergies. She said: I dont have any allergy. My eyes first blur, nah so I shout, she get allergy ooo E shaanu mi
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