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probably not thinking what you're thinking. but that's OK, there are very few correct thoughts and opinions

Katılım Temmuz 2020
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Tom@TheTomTweets·
@anon_opin What does it mean if I'd rather punch somebody in the face than give them a cold
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Would you rather take a strong punch to the face or catch a cold for a week? If you picked the former you have to agree that knowingly spreading even an a common cold virus is worse than punching someone in the face.
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Tom@TheTomTweets·
@narindertweets Brown sauce? You disgust me. Ketchup or nothing.
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Narinder Kaur@narindertweets·
I'm not sure why the thicko racists keep sending me this? I do like bacon actually but it has to be with brown sauce And BTW.. I'm not Muslim.
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Tom@TheTomTweets·
@dilanesper Trans women are male mate, that's all that matters
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Dilan Esper@dilanesper·
I will tell you, being ratio'd by the people who.... um.... passionately oppose trans women's participation in sports, and reading their responses, certainly didn't convince me that they just passionately care about c i s women and hold no prejudices against trans folks.
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Tom@TheTomTweets·
@anon_opin Nah he's the Saturday morning deputy assistant manager for a regional building society
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
In a previous life, Keir Starmer was in some '70s sitcom playing the role of a dithering, indecisive vicar faffing about on a bicycle.
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Tom@TheTomTweets·
@DavidPGCSE A few of them tried to check in to make sure they were OK. From up a tree. With night vision goggles.
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David P GCSE (multiple)@DavidPGCSE·
Neighbours report they could often hear the pair wailing about this
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Tom@TheTomTweets·
@anon_opin Great idea. Drunken desire has always always been overcome by rational thought. Foolproof.
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Like taxi fares, tobacco should go up 30% in price after 10pm. Not only raises more tax revenue, but will give those trying to quit an extra incentive not to buy a pack after having a few pints
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